Monte At Home
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I'm pretty used to the heat of the flames on this board regarding a book no one here has yet read, but could someone please explain why being a member of Bothered About Disposable Dragons is now also a crime?
Xarlen said:I can see it done maturely.
Imagine the horror of a Cow, undead or not, stagger into a town. Up from it's stomach erupting the clawed, shrieking form from the spell, and unleashing the creature into the town.
Popping this spell with a 'Delay' would accomplish this.
hellbender said:
Are you for real? I mean, do you really believe this? A lot of people give a damn about our hobby. Wake up, look around. Maybe you are too young to remember the tirades and marches and book burnings over DnD. I voiced a legitimate concern and get this juvenile tripe thrown at me? I live in no state of victimhood, I just remember family members giving up on me over this game back in the 80's. There is no nefarious enemy of DnD, that is absurd, but there are many large organizations and individuals that look to champion causes. It doesn't take a large amount of brains to realize this.
hellbender
Oh, it's been determined that members of BADD are responsible for a variety of social ills, including dandelion arson, morris dancing and the misuse of Jenifer Lopez' butt. A team will be coming by for "resocialization" in the morning.Monte At Home said:I'm pretty used to the heat of the flames on this board regarding a book no one here has yet read, but could someone please explain why being a member of Bothered About Disposable Dragons is now also a crime?
Aitch Eye said:The spell "Searing Seed" causes fluid to impregnate the victim, with a 1d3 round gestation period at the end of which the "vile, teratic baby" claws its way outside. It grows to adulthood in one round, though, so its not quite so disgusting as an evil baby that continues to attack the characters.
Monte At Home said:I'm pretty used to the heat of the flames on this board regarding a book no one here has yet read, but could someone please explain why being a member of Bothered About Disposable Dragons is now also a crime?
(Emphasis is mine.)Incenjucar said:...
The book is for adults, and adults only. They have a good reason to -card- you before purchasing this book. Yes, it's likely very gross, and in many cases, very distasteful. It's about the only way a book about a game where you hack people apart, frog people -impregnate you- (Helloooo, Slaad, anyone?), things eat your brain, whole races consider slavery the norm, MONSTERS breed with child-like -elves-, and freakish perversions like griffons and merfolk exist. All this in a society where we watch things like "Scary Movie 1&2" and "Species 1&2". Look, they make -sequels- of these things. It requires a -great deal of effort- to make something 'adults only' these days.
However, White Wolf does it CONSTANTLY. They have an entire publishing devision specifically for really really creepy Adult Material for their games (Worse, they do it for extremely important races, so if you want real info, instead of just new tricks, you actually HAVE to get these adults-only books. One of them includes flies and maggots pouring out of all the worst places), and few complain. ...