Sex with the DM

[WhatGravitas]

Her boyfriend GM defended her "fun", until it was made clear that four of the five other players were bothered by it.

Sounds like... "The Girlfriend Gamer" (scroll down a bit)

Besides... I'm DMing a single group, including my SO... and I tend to come down on her char harder (because I want to *avoid* preferential treatment)... otherwise the topic is clear: I've been together with my SO for years, so the question is for naught (and everything else is creepy - IMHO).

 

[Jolly Giant]

My wife's the only female in our regular group. I can honestly say that I've never treated her any different from the other players. (Not in-game, anyway! ) To me; and I think I speak for the rest of the group as well, including wifey, giving her special favors would just be absurd. (I'm still talking in-game here!)

If anything, whifey's characters tend to die more often than the other players'. Not because I'm being extra hard on her, but because she's prone to taking big risks (even stupid risks sometimes).

 

[BullMarkOne]

Where do you think future gamers come from?

Truth be told they're hatched in secret underground labs, and swapped out for "normal" children all elfin changeling like.

 

[Cthulhudrew]

Where do you think future gamers come from?

Changelings.

[EDIT- Dang! Beaten to it! But it just affirms my theory.]

 

[Darklone]

Hmm. When my gf played with us, her biggest advantage was: I made her char. Feat selection, class/race., spell selection.. That worked pretty well.

And she used to talk to me afterwards to understand why certain stuff happened to the group this time (e.g. PC kicks the dragons knee. Dragon eats PC. Player: Why?). That improved her understanding.

Another story involved a girl with a hottiness factor that made a volcano look like a fridge. Convention gaming, 12 players at one table with chars prepared by the DM. Everyone was there and waiting to start. Discussion starts whether we shouldn't split up into two groups because of so many PCs.
Then No. 13 came... asks nicely if she can join too. Noone objects... noone talks about two groups anymore. DM takes her next to his screen... where a minute ago he didn't want to have anyone sitting. He has no char prepared for her... nooooo problem, he has one in his head "as good as made exclusively for her". Game starts... story didn't matter, scarcely noone paid attention, 8 PCs tried to court the girl.
First fight starts, group nearly gets killed because every PC able to carry a sword tries to stand between the girl and the monsters. Not that she had any problems dispatching hordes of monsters with her spells... Somehow she threw fireballs in a level 2 game...
Hours later, we rescued someone (a prince). Dashing, gorgeous, intelligent and not in the adventure before the girl joined us and we were hired to rescue some princess.

Well. In my experience, having sex with the DM does not help... but a DM trying to change not having sex with someone may behave pretty silly.

 

[Coplen]

Ha. You need to game with us. In the past five years, I've had roughly six girls in my group who could be described as either "smoking hot" or "pretty damn close to smoking hot".

One of them is a regular in my group right now. And she's one of the hottest (and coolest) girls I know.

Can I ask how many girls you know?

 

[Wik]

Can I ask how many girls you know?

Not nearly enough, I think.

Don't tell my girlfriend I said that.

 

[Darklone]

Not nearly enough, I think.

Don't tell my girlfriend I said that.

Is your girlfriend hot ?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

What a silly question. Everybody knows that D&D players have never had sex.

Considering the dice rolls during sex, it's no wonder.....

 

[megamania]

Two stories-

My wife's first (and only) experience with DnD was Vampire. We played with two other couples. There always someone feeling flirtatious within the group with their partner. In this game, I was playing a college football star whom was the boy toy to the wife's computer super expert. It worked well. Little roleplaying in many respects.


The other involves a con.

We were playing Toon. The group consisted of the DM, a dimwitt, myself and a girl whom was better than decent looking with really large bosom that was barely contained within her tight black shirt.

For those that have played Toon, there is little to the game except for whom can out weird the other. The dimwitt couldn't understand the game. The girl and myself understood it and in time began with doublemeanings to our jokes and antics.

Near the end I caught her saying "Hon" to the DM. They were indeed a couple.

So.... after feeling a bit embarrassed I came to relieze this was their little game they played. That alone makes me wonder where this was going. To make matters worse- my wife was within the room behind me and picked up on the flirtation. She was less than impressed.

I never knew gaming could get me into so much mischief and trouble