D&D 5E Signs that you've been adventuring too long
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GuardianLurker
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48. You've stopped beating up Chuck Norris because it's boring.
49. You've had to sort your "People Seeking My Aid" queues into 3 - "Time Travelers", "Prophecy Fulfillment", and "Letting my apprentices deal with it"
50. When you meet _[Supremely Powerful Opponent]_, you describe your as-yet-to-come encounter and how you will defeat it, it agrees with you, and dies on the spot.
51. The bards had to hire Chris Claremont to tell your story; they couldn't get hold of that "Who" fellow.
52. When you hear "I am My Own Grandpa" you keep wondering when it will get complicated.
53. A game company heard your saga, and after a little thought, wrote a game based on it. They called it "Mad Libs".
49. You've had to sort your "People Seeking My Aid" queues into 3 - "Time Travelers", "Prophecy Fulfillment", and "Letting my apprentices deal with it"
50. When you meet _[Supremely Powerful Opponent]_, you describe your as-yet-to-come encounter and how you will defeat it, it agrees with you, and dies on the spot.
51. The bards had to hire Chris Claremont to tell your story; they couldn't get hold of that "Who" fellow.
52. When you hear "I am My Own Grandpa" you keep wondering when it will get complicated.
53. A game company heard your saga, and after a little thought, wrote a game based on it. They called it "Mad Libs".
NotActuallyTim
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56 You spend more time trolling DnD boards on other planes than actually doing anything.
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MoonSong
Rules-lawyering drama queen but not a munchkin
57.- Your follower's henchmen have started creating planes and naming them after you...
58.- You are creating simulacrums just to have something to kill and take its stuff...
59.- You have gone back in time to be your own villain so many times it is now boring...
60.- You started using holy avengers as currency, and they are starting to not being worth the effort...
61.-You have conquered so many planes, you no longer remember which one you came from.
58.- You are creating simulacrums just to have something to kill and take its stuff...
59.- You have gone back in time to be your own villain so many times it is now boring...
60.- You started using holy avengers as currency, and they are starting to not being worth the effort...
61.-You have conquered so many planes, you no longer remember which one you came from.
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Eltab
Lord of the Hidden Layer
62. The local Thieves Guild's personnel have been replaced: with all your friends, relations, and former-fellow-adventurers who had to retire due to wounds.
63. The Boss Monster's treasure stash doesn't list CP, SP or GP - it lists how many tons of ore you find.
64. Elminster, Mordenkainen, Drawmij, Bigby, &c stop by and ask if you could 'give a novice some pointers'.
65. You own everything in the "Pimp My Lair" thread (WotC Lifeboat forum) and still have more cash than you spent.
65.5. Local style in Heroic Statues (the kind of Art Object that heroes plunder) looks like YOU in a heroic pose.
66. You've been resurrected &c so many times that you no longer have any of your original organs.
67. Several gods (Waukeen, Bane, Torm, and others) want to have a talk with you because you are stepping on all their toes.
63. The Boss Monster's treasure stash doesn't list CP, SP or GP - it lists how many tons of ore you find.
64. Elminster, Mordenkainen, Drawmij, Bigby, &c stop by and ask if you could 'give a novice some pointers'.
65. You own everything in the "Pimp My Lair" thread (WotC Lifeboat forum) and still have more cash than you spent.
65.5. Local style in Heroic Statues (the kind of Art Object that heroes plunder) looks like YOU in a heroic pose.
66. You've been resurrected &c so many times that you no longer have any of your original organs.
67. Several gods (Waukeen, Bane, Torm, and others) want to have a talk with you because you are stepping on all their toes.
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Chaosmancer
Legend
70. You have been officially banned from all the taverns that are not currently smoking ruins
71. Your bacon and eggs is made of dragons
72. The villains just stopped trying, and are now looking for alternate dimensions where you do not exist. The search is bound to be a long one.
73. You play poker with Fate every Thursday and make a killing.
74. Sometimes you forget just where in the multiverse you hid your front door, so you make a new one.
71. Your bacon and eggs is made of dragons
72. The villains just stopped trying, and are now looking for alternate dimensions where you do not exist. The search is bound to be a long one.
73. You play poker with Fate every Thursday and make a killing.
74. Sometimes you forget just where in the multiverse you hid your front door, so you make a new one.
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