Slip o' the tongue

[Mouseferatu]

Me: The passageway comes to a T-intersection.
Them: We go left.
Me: Okay, so you're going toward the secret door... (amid howls of laughter) Aw, crap.

 

[Piratecat]

Me: "Do you search for the trap?" *smacks self on forehead*

Them: "... yes. Yes, we do."

 

[luke_twigger]

I was GMing a game of WFRP, the PCs were sat in a busy inn and I'd carefully described the other customers. Then a little later I said "you notice the evil cultists get up and leave the room". Doh!

 

[Dingleberry]

My worst was referring to the friendly bard the party had just met and agreed to travel with - in the middle of the day, mind you - as "the werewolf".

 

[genshou]

Huh. Even the great PirateCat has done it. How am I so special as to be immune?

 

[Piratecat]

I'm not sure, but we'd like to shake your hand in congratulations. C'mere.

 

[genshou]

I'm not sure, but we plan to eat your brain and find out. C'mere.

Umm... no thanks.

 

[Jdvn1]

Umm... no thanks.

Never trust a cat with one eye.

 

[Land Outcast]

Never trust a cat with one eye.

... specially if it is a black cat... and even more if it is the second one-eyed cat you own...

BTW: Rasputin was walled up instead of buried




Disclaimer: Somehow obscure reference here, I wonder if Jdvn1 was going that way...

 

[Baron Opal]

Player 1: Wow, that was a hard fight! Look at that big chest!
Player 2: Cool. What's it made of?
Me: (Basic treasure chest description.)
Player 3: Alright, I pick the lock. (Rolls well) Yes!
Me: OK, you find the poison vial trap.
Players: *blink* OK, good to know...
Me: What..?