Why do so many of the "Sage's" rulings come down aginst the rules as they are written?
"You know who I'd like to play wiv? Skip Williams."
"Skip Williams... cor, wouldn't that be sumfink?"
"Not 'arf. One of the or-forities on the game, Skip is... the Sage 'imself."
"Bet 'e'd add a touch of class to your game, an' all that."
"Sumfink to tell the gran'kids about. I'll tell you wot, though..."
"Wossat?"
"If 'e tried forcing any of 'is made-up rules on me..."
"Oh, no!"
"If 'e tried to use 'is reputation as a 'guru' to change the way I run my game..."
"Well, you wouldn't stand for it, would you?"
"I should think not! I should say 'OI, WILLIAMS,
NO! IT'S ALL VERY WELL HAVING YOUR OWN COLUMN IN DRAGON MAGAZINE, BUT WE PLAY BY THE CORE RULES, AND WHEN IT SAYS THE SUBJECT BECOMES INVISIBLE WHEN 'E ATTACKS, THAT'S BLOODY WELL WHAT'S GOING TO 'APPEN!'"
"And you'd be well wivvin your rights!"
"'ow dare 'e come into MY HOUSE an' try to cheat some extra sneak attacks?"
"A respected figure like that, too. I dunno what the world's coming to."
"Bastard."
-Hyp.