Henry
Autoexreginated
Good news, everyone! I just received word that I need a root canal in two weeks. 
Therefore, in my currently-novocaine-drugged splendor (which I hate, because I speak like I'm 4 years old, and can't feel my ear), I ask a favor: Allay my fears and regale me with how relatively easy your root canal was, or alternately, something odd about your experience (like, they found a human head in your gumline, or your dentist was Vin Diesel). Nothing extrememly bloody or gross, however - I'm feeling just dandy as-is.
Or, you can just post the equivalent of "I'm sorry to hear it - hope it goes well" or even "buck up, you crybaby."

Therefore, in my currently-novocaine-drugged splendor (which I hate, because I speak like I'm 4 years old, and can't feel my ear), I ask a favor: Allay my fears and regale me with how relatively easy your root canal was, or alternately, something odd about your experience (like, they found a human head in your gumline, or your dentist was Vin Diesel). Nothing extrememly bloody or gross, however - I'm feeling just dandy as-is.

Or, you can just post the equivalent of "I'm sorry to hear it - hope it goes well" or even "buck up, you crybaby."
