D&D 5E So long and thanks for all the fish!

[rgoodbb]

A thousand screams wailed in terror and horror and explosions of anxiety.

"Blasphemy! This is the Neverending Thread!!!"

"There is no hope!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"

"Why would you say THAT?"

"Take that back THAC0-TRAZ, Take it back"

"You have surely doomed us all!"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

When the time is right, and not before...

 

[BoldItalic]

*Hides under blankets*

 

[rgoodbb]

The last thing THAC0 saw was his old/new, future/past self dropping out the hatch door, holding his nose closed, and falling into a whirlpool. The Party disappeared.

100 Tarek's stopped with no prey to pursue. Then one of them spotted Bogweed happily digging in the sand and kicking up a fuss. It turned, screeched and the the mob set forth towards The GROUPa. Then they suddenly stopped. Then they suddenly ran away.

Being a very popular Oasis, the Free Army of Tyr led by a bare-chested Mul descended upon them as well.....

 

[BoldItalic]

Sorry, but I can't make the next session. Something's cropped up that I have to deal with.

Hermione

 

[Lanefan]

So, to sum up:

Hermione's out growing crops.

Most of the rest of the party is about to be slaughtered by the Mul of kin Tyr. Or be sung at by Paul McCartney. Whichever.

And [MENTION=19675]Dannyalcatraz[/MENTION] is wielding a great big end-of-threadhammer over everone's heads.

Yeah, good times good times...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I think of it less of a "great big end-of-threadhammer" and more as "a pretty ribbon to wrap it up".

 

[Lanefan]

I think of it less of a "great big end-of-threadhammer" and more as "a pretty ribbon to wrap it up".

Pretty much the same, for these purposes.

 

[BoldItalic]

This post contains an invisible trapdoor leading to a pan-dimensional space for characters to hide in, to escape threadmageddon

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Thing is...if/when I do what I'm thinking, I will probably get laughs/XP because some of you will be wishing you thought of it first.