D&D 5E So long and thanks for all the fish!

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The squadron of Thundebolts strafed Salmoneus...and the fish tanks as well, scattering the piscene squadron to the seven seas.

As they returned to their aircraft carrier, they left few living eyes to witness the carnage. But among those few were a small herd of struggling flounces who had been living by the beach for the past few months. They looked at the bounty of carp carcasses strewn about, then at the planes departing over the horizon.

"So long!" they shouted, waving their tentacles, "and thanks for all the fish!"




(wait for it)









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Directed by: Møøse Brøøks
Produced by: Ælbert R. Brøccøli
Theme song "From Herring to Eternity" written & performed by: Mel Thørmøøse
Assistant to Mr. Brøøks: A Llama
Grip: Öctopüs
Best Boy: Another Llama
Catering: Carnagie Deli of NY
 
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