Baraendur said:Well I'm offended that you're offended that he's offended. There's not enough offense to go around on this thread yet, so while I'm at it, I'm also offended at Morrus, PKitty, Alsih20, Joshua Dyal, the entire London Philharmonic Orchestra, George Lucas, Jar Jar Binks, Rick Berman, and Jesus. Yes, that Jesus - not the one that built your hotrod.
I'm terribly offended by this shocking revelation.EricNoah said:I can't believe we forgot to put "Philharmonic" on the censored word list!![]()
That little smiley face offends me.Darkness said:I'm terribly offended by this shocking revelation.![]()
Your Bloom County quote offends me!"Ya know, you penguin types offend me."
"Hey, I'll tell ya what offends me...dirty words, that's what"
"Polish jokes offend me"
"Stereotypes offend ME"
"TV sex offends me!!"
"Look! That SIGN is offensive!"
"I made that sign, and I'm offended!"
"Frankly, sir, YOU offend ME!"
"Well! I'm offended at your offense!"
"Those nudes offend my womanhood!"
"Those gays offend my manhood!"
"This comic offends my offensiveness!"
I'm offended that you think JC isn't the guy that gave me my hotrod. After all, the Lord did buy me a Mercedes Benz...Baraendur said:Yes, that Jesus - not the one that built your hotrod.
It was classic Bloom County - I really had to search to find it, too.Dimwhit said:Your Bloom County quote offends me!(Or was it Outland?)
Holy Bovine said:Roofles, sir. Roofles.
That brought a tear to my eye. I miss Bloom County.![]()