Kristivas
First Post
Tarangil said:I like the Blind date analogy, very true.
My experience with a bad gamer is that when taking a trail up a mountain path, one of the more curious PC's playing a woman curiously checks out a large burrow. Being not to bright he/she can barely crawl into the hole but tries anyway, soon becoming stuck. (think winnie the Pooh), Next the badger living in the hole is none too happy and attacks the character.
Her companion on the outside sees her kicking and thrashing, what does he do? Whips down his pants, and hers too, and start to F*** *** **** **** ******. Needless to say when the other PC's catch up they do help her, while giving sh*t to the other guy. In the end no more than 10 min after the rescue, Buddy mysteriously gets hit by a rockslide and turned into salsa as he cascaded 1/2 a mile down the mountainside.
That ended that. Never saw him again after that either.
OH MY GOD! I read that and laughed for 5 minutes. I actually had tears. That is, bar none, the funniest thing I've ever read about in a game of DnD. I actually feel cheated at life that I wasn't there to see the looks on yours and everyone else's faces. I'm actually correcting typos as I go, because I'm still laughing about that.
Man, that guy sure had some huge balls to do that lol.. just lol
you gotta tell me.. after F*** ***.. what were the other 3 words?! ROFL!!!
I'm still picturing the scene and picturing guys sitting around a table just dumbstruck watching this guy role play what his char is doing.. OMG LOL.. Just too funny, man..