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Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?


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Darth K'Trava said:
You must really like to see some "tighty-whities" then... ;)

Or, in the case of a lot of gamers: "not-so-tighty-whities"... :confused:

Hey!

I play a rogue.

Therefore I'm goin' commando & thall shall have no fear of seeing any whities, tight or otherwise.

Is it obscene if the gamer strips down to nothing, but you can't actually SEE any naughty bits as his beer gut hangs down far enough to block the view of hinted appendage.

Because I know at least 2 gamers who fit this description. They take it off, and barring some serious jumping jacks to get those massive, white, hairy rolls of belly flesh to bouncing up to alternately reaveal their private parts & obscure their faces, we ain't seeing nothing.

And exercise ain't their strong suit.
 

Darth K'Trava said:
A nice party at Torm's place: the House of the Triad! :) There's lots of "threesomes" going on her now, baybee!!! :confused: Not to mention groupie orgies as well.... :uhoh: Torm chasing around Joshua Dyal, both wearing lacy women's panties.... :confused: :confused: :confused:

What's an anuerism feel like? And why are my eyes bleeding?
 

Vraille Darkfang said:
Hey!

I play a rogue.

Therefore I'm goin' commando & thall shall have no fear of seeing any whities, tight or otherwise.

Is it obscene if the gamer strips down to nothing, but you can't actually SEE any naughty bits as his beer gut hangs down far enough to block the view of hinted appendage.

Because I know at least 2 gamers who fit this description. They take it off, and barring some serious jumping jacks to get those massive, white, hairy rolls of belly flesh to bouncing up to alternately reaveal their private parts & obscure their faces, we ain't seeing nothing.

And exercise ain't their strong suit.


Ok..MY aneurism starts now.
 

Vraille Darkfang said:
Is it obscene if the gamer strips down to nothing, but you can't actually SEE any naughty bits as his beer gut hangs down far enough to block the view of hinted appendage.

This makes me think of Family Guy's naked scenes with Peter Griffin. *giggles* Family Guy is funny.
 

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