Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

[Driddle]

It became a challenge between players who had been drinking a few alcoholic beverages at the table: Would the next character roll successfully to hit a certain DC? Side bets were made for the combat scenario, first a few quarters, then a buck or two, and then someone pushed the envelope and offered his shirt. Before I know it, I've lost control of the game and we're playing "Strip D&D."

One of the guys had slipped off his final undergarment below table level -- nothing to see. Others were in various stages of undress. A female player, down to her bra and panties and socks, bet it all on a critical strike with her PC's longsword against an orc chieftain. She made the roll just before the second female at the table shamed us all into taking a re-clothing break.

My question: Should I have given the orc a +5 ring of protection?

 

[Henry]

YOU......


...need your own comedy club.

I say bet it all on the orc chieftain and let it ride.

 

[Driddle]

Hey! Why'd this get shunted to another forum area? It REALLY happened! Honest-to-Loki it did!

And I've got the panty trophy to prove it. (Sadly, the panties were previously worn by a guy nicknamed "Stubby," but still...)

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Waitjustadarnminnit....

Weren't you the guy talking about having tshirts that designated what each player's role in the party was? And now you're gamin' nekkid? What next, body paint to designate the roles of the party?

 

[Rel]

Driddle, with all due respect, I think you're slipping a bit. Either that or you think that the population of ENWorld is getting more gullible.

 

[Driddle]

Driddle, with all due respect, I think you're slipping a bit. Either that or you think that the population of ENWorld is getting more gullible.

What, a guy can't enjoy chocolate AND strawberry ice cream? I'm a guy of varying tastes -- sometimes being silly is just fun for fun's sake. And I don't remember a "consistency" clause in our business contract, Rel.

Now shut up, undress and roll the dice...

 

[Rel]

Now shut up, undress and roll the dice...

That's not in the contract either.

Besides, I get this enough from my wife already!

 

[mythusmage]

That's not in the contract either.

Besides, I get this enough from my wife already!

So you do roll for p ... don't think I'll go there.

 

[der_kluge]

Do you play in DaveStebbin's group?

 

[Xath]

It became a challenge between players who had been drinking a few alcoholic beverages at the table: Would the next character roll successfully to hit a certain DC? Side bets were made for the combat scenario, first a few quarters, then a buck or two, and then someone pushed the envelope and offered his shirt. Before I know it, I've lost control of the game and we're playing "Strip D&D."

One of the guys had slipped off his final undergarment below table level -- nothing to see. Others were in various stages of undress. A female player, down to her bra and panties and socks, bet it all on a critical strike with her PC's longsword against an orc chieftain. She made the roll just before the second female at the table shamed us all into taking a re-clothing break.

My question: Should I have given the orc a +5 ring of protection?

Somehow when I was reading this, I heard the whole thing in Dan Rather's voice.