Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

[fusangite]

As if my group's eyes don't all already lock onto the token female player every session anyway! If we adopted such a scheme, we would never look away; not only would the rewards of staring at her be even greater but the consequences of not doing so would be unimagineably dire.

 

[Warrior Poet]

Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

Singles -- generally stuffed in a G-string or garter. $20 for a lap dance.

You kids be nice. And if you can't . . . be creative!

Warrior Poet

 

[Driddle]

Somehow when I was reading this, I heard the whole thing in Dan Rather's voice.

And as I was reading your reply, I imagined Dan Rather as the GM, stripping down as well.

 

[Rel]

And as I was reading your reply, I imagined Dan Rather as the GM, stripping down as well.

For the love of God, why can't you people just imagine gaming with Anna Nicole Smith like normal folks?!

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

For the love of God, why can't you people just imagine gaming with Anna Nicole Smith like normal folks?!

... there is NOTHING NORMAL about Anna Nicole Smith.

 

[Laurel]

For the love of God, why can't you people just imagine gaming with Anna Nicole Smith like normal folks?!

Angelina Jolie, I would think is a better choice... Anna Nicole is only eye candy... Angelina could be a cool player too

 

[griff_goodbeard]

Singles -- generally stuffed in a G-string or garter. $20 for a lap dance.

You took the words right out of my mouth

 

[Desdichado]

Somehow when I was reading this, I heard the whole thing in Dan Rather's voice.

At least you didn't see Dan Rather's semi-clothed body in your mind's eye...

 

[fusangite]

For the love of God, why can't you people just imagine gaming with Anna Nicole Smith like normal folks?!

So now it's celebrity strip D&D!? Now my mind's eye is much calmed. Now, I can comfortably imagine an all-female elf party played entirely by real life female elves. Gratifying as the image is, however, I can't quite imagine Jennifer Love Hewitt keeping track of flanking and attacks of opportunity. But I know she'd do a better job than the obese coked-out subnormal psychotic you're visualizing, Rel.

 

[Warrior Poet]

... there is NOTHING NORMAL about Anna Nicole Smith.

Silicon is a perfectly normal, naturally occuring element. No. 14 on the periodic table, atomic weight of 28.0855.

Maybe she's no longer a carbon-based lifeform. Hmmm . . .

Warrior Poet