Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Queen_Dopplepopolis: The original Dancing Queen.

Oh! That's a title I'm happy to accept!

*puts on her favorite halter top* I was born to be a Disco Queen... alas... I was born too late.

 

[der_kluge]

*cues ABBA*

(Let's daaance, the last daaance...)

That wasn't ABBA. That was Donna Summer,

 

[reveal]

Oh! That's a title I'm happy to accept!

*puts on her favorite halter top* I was born to be a Disco Queen... alas... I was born too late.

I don't know what's scarier: The fact that you own a halter top or the fact that you have a favorite halter top.

 

[Warrior Poet]

See, in my game, her character is trying to penetrate the king's security by seducing every. single. guard on the way in.

It's good to be the DM.

Warrior Poet

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

That wasn't ABBA. That was Donna Summer,

Ha-ha! You win!! I often confuse Donna Summer's Last Dance with ABBA's Our Last Summer.

*fixes the original post*

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

I don't know what's scarier: The fact that you own a halter top or the fact that you have a favorite halter top.

I love girls in halter tops. So boogie on, Dancing Queen Dopplepopolis!

 

[fusangite]

So, you've got JL-H naked in your imagination and the best you can do is to try and have her keeping track of flanking and attacks of opportunity? See, in my game, her character is trying to penetrate the king's security by seducing every. single. guard on the way in.

Keep your levels of alternate reality straight Joshua! I was discussing her as an imaginary player, not a character. Tut tut. And in my version, if any penetrating needs to be done, she's not the one doing it, not that she isn't intimately involved in the process nevertheless.

Even further off-topic, that new TV show she's going to be in this fall looks horrendous, by the way.

Oh! That's a title I'm happy to accept!

*puts on her favorite halter top* I was born to be a Disco Queen... alas... I was born too late.

I'd like to take up a collection now -- we'll invest in a disco ball and ABBA CDs for Gencon so QD can wear that halter top with pride.

 

[megamania]

Your gaming group must each have a copy of the Erotic Fantasy book that came out a few years ago.

This is messed up. Its worse than the DM's girlfriend flirting with me during the game.

 

[Desdichado]

Keep your levels of alternate reality straight Joshua! I was discussing her as an imaginary player, not a character. Tut tut. And in my version, if any penetrating needs to be done, she's not the one doing it, not that she isn't intimately involved in the process nevertheless.

Did I fail to mention that the game is a LARP?

 

[Desdichado]

Your gaming group must each have a copy of the Erotic Fantasy book that came out a few years ago.

Who really needs that book when most gaming groups are made up of puerile and juvenile-minded guys?

This is messed up. Its worse than the DM's girlfriend flirting with me during the game.

There was a thread a few years ago where one player's wife tried to seduce the DM so he'd bring her husband's character back from the dead while said husband was making a beer or pizza run or something like that. This thread certainly isn't more messed up than that.