Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

[reveal]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we politely refer to as "avoiding the question".

Is there something you need to tell us about your aunt and your feelings for her, reveal? And remember, we're not here to judge.



We're here to point and laugh.

Thanks. I think.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Same old story: Boys will be boys who try to impress girls with their wee-wees.

*giggles* wee wees!

 

[Tinker Gnome]

*giggles* wee wees!

 

[Desdichado]

*giggles* wee wees!

I never used to understand why people called them wee wees. Until I got old enough to see the other guys in the locker room, that is. I had no idea most other guys were so small! Wow, what a shocker!

 

[Rel]

I never used to understand why people called them wee wees. Until I got old enough to see the other guys in the locker room, that is. I had no idea most other guys were so small! Wow, what a shocker!

Careful, JD. I think you're straying into "protest too much" territory there.

 

[DaveStebbins]

Pfft, call me when you start playing "Lap Dance D&D."

GenCon, Friday night, after the GenCon ENnies Award Show. TB is leading the quest.

-Dave

 

[Desdichado]

GenCon, Friday night, after the GenCon ENnies Award Show. TB is leading the quest.

As long as he's not leading the dance...

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

As long as he's not leading the dance...

I could lend TB a halter top!

*looks through closet* Hmmm... do you think he would look better in red or black?

 

[Desdichado]

Definitely red. He's so gray already that the black one will just make him look like a black and white movie.

 

[danzig138]

This would be funnier if two of my old players, both women (not old women, women who no longer play in my group ), didn't have a habit of flashing at the gaming table. I actually had to tell them to stop, since it distracted the other players. Sadly, I was the only guy in the group who didn't get distracted. I figured they could flash em all they wanted, or even rub them in my face, before or after the game, but by God, when I'm there to play, I'm there to play!