Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

[pogre]

This would be funnier if two of my old players, both women (not old women, women who no longer play in my group ), didn't have a habit of flashing at the gaming table. I actually had to tell them to stop, since it distracted the other players. Sadly, I was the only guy in the group who didn't get distracted. I figured they could flash em all they wanted, or even rub them in my face, before or after the game, but by God, when I'm there to play, I'm there to play!

Are they looking for another group and what's the housing market like in OKC?

 

[Lady_Acoma]

*shrugs* I get hot and so strip while gaming with a certain group cause there are no fans and no air and it is just WAY to hot. I am the only girl, and it works out well for me cause they stop paying attention and I either 1. Get free stuff or 2. Can kill them off easily. Yay me!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I'd go with the flow. If thers a guy not wearing a shirt, then I'd be more likely to take mine off.

 

[Rel]

I'd go with the flow. If thers a guy not wearing a shirt, then I'd be more likely to take mine off.

Assume that the Sky Galleons game at GenCon is "Shirt and Shoes Required".

 

[Rel]

But pants are optional.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Then again, my players have run-on catch-phrase gags such as "elves are tight" and "kobolds have pen*s bones" due to some seriously off colour sessions we've had. Yeah, my group like their games raunchy and silly.

Try gaming with 'serious midwestern hunters' (aka Rednecks). Just because THEY had a collection of pen*s bones from various animals they'd killed & eaten didn't meant their CHARACTERS had to too.

"Hey, do lizardmen have a D***bone?"

"Hey, centaurs are part horse, they must have a huge d***bone."

"Now we killed that dragon, be can hook it's d***bone up to the mule & use it to haul stuff out of here."

I mean really, they're first question wasn't "What treasure does it have?", It was "Does it have a d***bone?" It became a competetion between them to see who had the most, the largest and the most exotic collection of 'bones'.

The worst was when they went up against yaun-ti & were thrilled because it was a 'Two for one sale." (As snakes have 2 peni, they assured me snake men must have 2 as well).

I also didn't need them to show me their lucky raccoon pen*s bone. (Wasn't all that lucky when the raccoon had it).

 

[devilish]

So - there the guys sat - in their underpants entirely too entertained by the fact that I could not bring myself to lift my head from the table or open my eyes.

Ah, at least they had the couth and social skills to just drop to their drawers and
not Full Monty on you. I knew a group in h.s. who would've gone there ..

PS I know what tune I'll be humming when I'm around Queen D.

 

[devilish]

*shrugs* I get hot and so strip while gaming with a certain group cause there are no fans and no air and it is just WAY to hot. I am the only girl, and it works out well for me cause they stop paying attention and I either 1. Get free stuff or 2. Can kill them off easily. Yay me!

And there is an opening at your gaming table... when ??????

 

[devilish]

GenCon, Friday night, after the GenCon ENnies Award Show. TB is leading the quest.

-Dave

And we humbly will follow Teflon Billy to the end of the strip...er, earth.

 

[Rel]

Try gaming with 'serious midwestern hunters' (aka Rednecks). Just because THEY had a collection of pen*s bones from various animals they'd killed & eaten didn't meant their CHARACTERS had to too.

Same old story: Boys will be boys who try and impress GMs with their wee-wee bones.