Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

[reveal]

How much for ten bucks?

They love you long time!

 

[reveal]

Whitesnake

Slip it in

Spit it Out

Kitten's got Claws

Slip of the Tongue

and that's just off the top of memory.

There are MANY songs on these subjects.

I don't understand how I know them.... (rolls eyes away and tries to look innocent)

True, but none quite like 2LC.

 

[megamania]

True, but none quite like 2LC.

among the first to be banned throughout florida......

 

[Kemrain]

OOooooo... Man on man action!!! Talk about some pr0n!!!

I might have a boyfriend, but man on man action isn't acactly a turn on for me...

I'd rather agree with Acoma and watch girl on girl action. Much more entertaining, especially as there's less gagging. then again, man on girl action isn't too bad, either, especially if you can go from there to girl on girl.

- Kemrain the Perverted.

 

[megamania]

we are reaching a PG-13 rating I think-

Perverted Grandma anyone over 13

 

[Kemrain]

we are reaching a PG-13 rating I think-

Perverted Grandma anyone over 13

I wish my grandmother was perverted. I wish I could have dirty conversations with her and such without her dying of embarrassment. I wish my grandmother was cool.

She's nice, but nice doesn't give sex tips.

- Kemrain the Impressionable Youth.

 

[megamania]

familiar with the country song- Unanswered Prayers (something like that)

Its about not getting what you wish for since you recieve better in time


graveyard digger!

 

[Kemrain]

familiar with the country song- Unanswered Prayers (something like that)

Its about not getting what you wish for since you recieve better in time


graveyard digger!

Why do I feel like I would be offended if I understood what you meant?

- Kemrain the Confused and Ignorant.

 

[reveal]

Why do I feel like I would be offended if I understood what you meant?

- Kemrain the Confused and Ignorant.

Maybe he means, don't ask for something or you may just get it and that could be bad.

When I was 18, I remember talking to my grandmother (the psychotic one) about her boyfriend. She told me "Just because there's snow on the mountain don't mean there ain't a fire down below."

I wish I had never heard that and it still scars me to this day.

 

[Kemrain]

Wouldn't bother me. Watching her have sex might, maybe, but I've seen some crazy stuff online, and I'm pretty desensitized.

Old people have sex. Wow. Was I the only one growing up who thought that hir parents having sex would be normal, and wasn't grossed out by the idea?

As long as my grandmother didn't ask me to get nekked for her, or feel me up, or take her teeth out and ask for a big kiss, I'd be pretty cool with it all.

- Kemrain the Thinking About No Teeth Now...