Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

[reveal]

Wouldn't bother me. Watching her have sex might, maybe, but I've seen some crazy stuff online, and I'm pretty desensitized.

Old people have sex. Wow. Was I the only one growing up who thought that hir parents having sex would be normal, and wasn't grossed out by the idea?

As long as my grandmother didn't ask me to get nekked for her, or feel me up, or take her teeth out and ask for a big kiss, I'd be pretty cool with it all.

- Kemrain the Thinking About No Teeth Now...

While I realize that my parents and their parents had sex, it's still not something I would prefer to talk about.

 

[Kemrain]

While I realize that my parents and their parents had sex, it's still not something I would prefer to talk about.

I've had talks with my mom about how my dad was in bed. She's had better, in case anyone's wondering. I have a fairly open relationship with some of my family. I only wish I could be that open with all of them.

- Kemrain the Not Very Familial.

 

[Arbiter of Wyrms]

[off-topic]Ever walk away from a conversation and later return to find that it has morphed into something entirely different?

I hate when that happens.[/off-topic]

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I've had talks with my mom about how my dad was in bed. She's had better, in case anyone's wondering. I have a fairly open relationship with some of my family. I only wish I could be that open with all of them.

- Kemrain the Not Very Familial.

I don't think I'd want to know about my parents and grandparents sex lives... that'd be just TOO scary!

 

[Lady_Acoma]

You ain't seen nothing yet.

I agree, he is being good...

 

[Ashwyn]

She's nice, but nice doesn't give sex tips.

I do. And I know there's two meanings for that, but I will not specify which I mean. Maybe I even meant both.

 

[Lady_Acoma]

I do. And I know there's two meanings for that, but I will not specify which I mean. Maybe I even meant both.

I pretty positive I know what you meant.

 

[Ashwyn]

I pretty positive I know what you meant.

Well of course you do.

 

[Kemrain]

I do. And I know there's two meanings for that, but I will not specify which I mean. Maybe I even meant both.

Could you be convinced to specify, because I'm confused again...

- Kemrain the Confused, See?

 

[Patryn of Elvenshae]

Could you be convinced to specify, because I'm confused again...

- Kemrain the Confused, See?

See, there's two ways to read it ...

One is "Sex Tips" as advice, meaning that Ashwyn might be willing to help you improve your game, so to speak.

The other is ... OK. Let's say you go to a restaraunt, and the waitress is pretty good, all around. What do you leave on the table?