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Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?
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Vraille Darkfang said:Try gaming with 'serious midwestern hunters' (aka Rednecks). Just because THEY had a collection of pen*s bones from various animals they'd killed & eaten didn't meant their CHARACTERS had to too.
"Hey, do lizardmen have a D***bone?"
"Hey, centaurs are part horse, they must have a huge d***bone."
"Now we killed that dragon, be can hook it's d***bone up to the mule & use it to haul stuff out of here."
I mean really, they're first question wasn't "What treasure does it have?", It was "Does it have a d***bone?" It became a competetion between them to see who had the most, the largest and the most exotic collection of 'bones'.
The worst was when they went up against yaun-ti & were thrilled because it was a 'Two for one sale." (As snakes have 2 peni, they assured me snake men must have 2 as well).
I also didn't need them to show me their lucky raccoon pen*s bone. (Wasn't all that lucky when the raccoon had it).
Suddenly, I'm really relieved that none of my players are either hunters or rednecks. The entire d***bone gag pretty much was limited to various players miming it "in action" with a Looney Tunes-esque "doing!" sound.
The really perverse stuff was reserved for our Mechwarrior games... and I really wish I was joking. One of our gamesmasters was fond of setting his games on really decadent periphery worlds. Add a group of young and horny players and well, lets just say some PCs spent way more skill points on debauchery related skills than they ever did on 'Mech stuff. "Ok, your lance of Mechs were triumphant in battle and the local ruler throws a Roman-style *rgy in your honour!" (followed by a three hour session of political intregue during said *rgy)...
Funny how such warped sessions no longer occur now that we're old fuddy-duddies with kids, cars and jobs. Now we see stuff like PCs developping long-term relationships and marrying in our games... well, between the scenes of heroism and carnage.
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Go to your user control panel and edit your profile, just a little bit down it will say edit your custom name thingy, I think it is the second thing you can change...write it in there.Kemrain said:
Kemrain
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"We like the moon
coz it is close to us
we like the moooon!
but not as much as a spoon
cuz that's more use for eating soup
and a fork isn't very useful for that
unless it has got many vegetables
and then you might be better off with a
chop-stick
unlike the moon
it is up in the sky
it's up there very high
but not as high as maybe
dirigibles or zeppelins
or lightbulbs
and maybe clouds and puffins also I think
maybe they go quite high too
maybe not as high as the moon
coz the moon is very high
we like the moon
the moon is very useful for everyone
everybody likes the moon because it lights up the sky at night
and its lovely and it makes the tide go and we like it
but not as much as cheese
we really like cheese
we like zeppelins
we really like them and we like kelp and we like moose and we like deer and we like marmots and we like all the fluffy animals
we really like the moon"
- Kemrain the Spongemonkey
coz it is close to us
we like the moooon!
but not as much as a spoon
cuz that's more use for eating soup
and a fork isn't very useful for that
unless it has got many vegetables
and then you might be better off with a
chop-stick
unlike the moon
it is up in the sky
it's up there very high
but not as high as maybe
dirigibles or zeppelins
or lightbulbs
and maybe clouds and puffins also I think
maybe they go quite high too
maybe not as high as the moon
coz the moon is very high
we like the moon
the moon is very useful for everyone
everybody likes the moon because it lights up the sky at night
and its lovely and it makes the tide go and we like it
but not as much as cheese
we really like cheese
we like zeppelins
we really like them and we like kelp and we like moose and we like deer and we like marmots and we like all the fluffy animals
we really like the moon"
- Kemrain the Spongemonkey
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