Song of Ice and Fire may end up being 2,000,000 books

[Zombie_Babies]

Who is Stephanie Myer?

According to your emails, she's the broad what wrote Twilight.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

According to your emails, she's the broad what wrote Twilight.

Emails? I don't have an email account. What are you even talking about?

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Emails? I don't have an email account. What are you even talking about?

Bro, I so hacked you. I saw what you wrote. You said Twilight lady and 50 Shades lady and you should meat up and make a squirrel sandwich.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Bro, I so hacked you. I saw what you wrote. You said Twilight lady and 50 Shades lady and you should meat up and make a squirrel sandwich.

As long as it keeps them from writing another word, I'm sure you'll appreciate my efforts. I should get the Congressional Medal of Honor for my heroic actions.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

As long as it keeps them from writing another word, I'm sure you'll appreciate my efforts. I should get the Congressional Medal of Honor for my heroic actions.

You're only interested in them cuz of their writing. You be messed up, mon.

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

You're only interested in them cuz of their writing. You be messed up, mon.

It's true. I'm interested in then witing me checks for services.