Songs that could be about RPGs, but aren't

[Hairfoot]

Pure Xmas silliness.

I nominate:


Subterranean homesick blues - Bob Dylan
For all those poor drow missing their families while they pursue missions of unspeakable evil on the surface world.


Don't fight it (if you don't know what it is) - The Panics
Good advice for avoiding a TPK.


Battle of Evermore - Led Zeppelin
Duh. It's closer to the spirit of D&D than Eberron is!


Suggestions?

 

[Herobizkit]

Lay Your Hands On Me - Bon Jovi
In thanks for all the hard-working, under-appreciated Paladins out there.

Silver and Gold - Traditional Xmas
For any adventurer worth his salt.

Eye of the Beholder - Metallica
Ah huh.

 

[Reynard]

In my games?

Drowning Pool: Bodies

 

[theredrobedwizard]

I'm Downright Amazed by What I Can Destroy with Just a Hammer. - Atom and his Package

Through the Fire and the Flames - Dragonforce

Battle of Evermore - Led Zeppelin
Duh. It's closer to the spirit of D&D than Eberron is!

To which I reply:

Mandy - Barry Manilow
Duh. It's way more enjoyable than Greyhawk! Also, I hate Barry Manilow and am trying to make a statement similar to the OP.

-TRRW

 

[Squeaky Bill]

"Sojourn of Arjuna" - Bela Fleck

 

[jdrakeh]

Cold Night for Alligators by Roky Erickson.

"It's a cold night for alligators, it's a cold night for dogs.
The dogs jump on their barking when they see alligator persons in the morning fog. . ."

This deserves to serve as the soundtrack accompaniment piece for a lizardman invasion in an as yet unmade watchable D&D feature film.

Veteren of the Psychic Wars by Blue Oyster Cult

Okay, so it was originally penned by Michael Moorcock about Elric -- but it can just as easily be about pretty much any D&D fantasy setting that prominantly features psionics (Dark Sun, I'm looking at you).

 

[megamania]

Iron Man by Black Sabbath

Blackened by Metallica

Thriller by Michelle Jackson

 

[Psion]

Veteren of the Psychic Wars by Blue Oyster Cult

Okay, so it was originally penned by Michael Moorcock about Elric -- but it can just as easily be about pretty much any D&D fantasy setting that prominantly features psionics (Dark Sun, I'm looking at you).

Dammit, I wuz scooped!

"My energy is spent at last
And my armor is destroyed"

i.e., my power points are gone and I can't manifest inertial armor.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Bangles - Hero Takes A Fall
Breaking Benjamin - So Cold
Metallica - Hero of the Day
Metallica - Wherever I May Roam
Nickelback - Hero
Queen - A Kind Of Magic

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Thriller by Michelle Jackson

Michelle?