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[Spaceship Zero] Q-Ship (actually updated 19 May 2007)

Capellan said:
Oops.

I blame the 27 hour plane flight. Even though it didn't happen until 2 days after I posted.

Did you fly across the international date line? It can do spooky things like that. I visited Oz just after Christmas 2001 and regrettably did not exist on Dec 27th. I took off on Dec 26th in the UK, crossed the US, crossed the Pacific and in 22hrs landed in Oz on the 28th Dec.

Goodness knows what would have happened if someone had tried to contact me on the 27th. Space-time implosion I guess.

;)
 

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Hatchling Dragon said:
So, is the next installment being held back purposfully so that you can gift wrap it and deliver it in a large red sleigh or something?

There will be an update in the next 48 hours. After that, there'll be one a week until at least mid-late January. Might be able to go back to 2 a week after that -- we'll see :)
 
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"The Targ Totality" - Part 8

Fury and Gustav remove their helmets as they and S'Ondra follow the lumbering Archie.

"It is good to breathe fresh air again." Gustav inhales mightily.

"We're on a spaceship, Doc, it can't be all that fresh." Fury reminds him, "But it is nice to be out of that helmet." He unconsciously touches his hair.

The four space adventurers head down a series of plain, featureless metal corridors, strangely reminiscent of those from Xinthon's tomb.

"This way." Archie intones as they reach an intersection, then abruptly halts and holds up a hand, "Wait."

There is a momentary confusion of limbs as the group tries to follow two different sets of directions at once. The Archie sweeps his arms out and herds all three of his companions backward. Moments later, a group of Targ walk past the intersection.

After the aliens are out of sight, Fury spares a stern look for Archie,

"How about a little more warning next time, old boy?"

Archie, mentally cataloguing the cleaning processes he will require after touching two humans and a Venusian, makes no reply.

Eventually, the group enters a corridor with several steel doors leading off on one side. Each door is emblazoned with a yellow and black symbol, similar to that of a radiation warning. The signs have lettering below them.

"These are the science laboratories." Archie indicates the doors with a motion of his arm.

"Ve must attempt to gain access to ze formula for ze mould antidote." Gustav peers down the hallway, "Are any of zese rooms unoccupied?"

"The ship's sensors indicate that all laboratories are in use." Archie has plugged himself into another wall panel, "Laboratory Three has the fewest occupants."

"Which one would that be, old boy?" Fury gestures at the - too him - incomprehensible Targ lettering.

"Number three is the third one along." The lack of inflection in Archie's tone speaks volumes.

"It might not have been." Fury grumbles, "They might have started numbering from the other end, or something." He frowns manfully, "In any case, the important question now is how to get them out of that laboratory."

He turns to Gustav,

"Doc, you're the one with rank on his chest. You'll have to go in and tell them to leave."

"Zat should present no trouble." Gustav claps his hands together and then jams his helmet on his head. His voice is muffled as he continues, "Often I have had to make my assistants leave ze lab. Zis will no doubt be little different."

"No doubt." Fury's tone makes it clear he is reconsidering the wisdom of this strategy, but Gustav is already striding forward. The door glides open as he approaches, and the plucky German Scientist (and how many of those are there in popular entertainment?) steps through.

The laboratory is a spacious chamber. In the centre of the far wall is a massive glass tube, easily ten feet in height and more than half that in diameter. The tube glows with an eerie light, which reflects off the walls and gives them a rather unhealthy greenish cast. Within the tube is an ugly, fearsome-looking creature, possibly reptilian or amphibian in nature. It has a broad head with a slightly beak-like mouth and thick, powerful arms that end in heavy claws.

A pair of computer banks face the tube, and an encounter-suited Targ stands at each. The only visible difference between them and the Doctor is that the insignias on their uniforms are blue, rather than red.

"Achtung!" the Doctor announces, with only the slightest tremor in his voice, "Zere has been a containment leak in zis room and you must depart immediately, wizzout delay or question. Hear me and obey, for we are ze Targ Totality, and follow ze orders we get wizzout question. Seig Heil!"

Outside the door, there is a thunk as Fury starts softly banging his head against the wall.
 

Capellan said:
The four space adventurers head down a series of plain, featureless metal corridors, strangely reminiscent of those from Xinthon's tomb.

The famous BBC thriftyness at work again, methinks!

(such little observational gems give it the verite it needs :))
 


"The Targ Totality" - Part 9

The two Targ turn at stare at Gustav. Even though their expressions are concealed by their encounter suits, they manage to convey an air of utter bewilderment.

"What are you talking about?" one of them demands at last, "We're in the middle of a very delicate experiment, here. The slightest disturbance could -"

S'Ondra has seen enough. This 'subtlety' thing has gone on long enough, in her opinion. With a shout of glee, she leaps through the open door and levels her heat lance at the two aliens. A blast of super-heated energy flashes from the tip of the lance, causing one of the computer consoles to explode in a shower of white sparks.

"Careful, Princess!" Fury strides into the room, helmet still doffed to expose his chiselled good looks. "We need the information in those computers!"

Finally reacting to the attack, one of the Targ lunges toward a large red button on the console behind him. Fury immediately snaps off a shot, but the alien moves too quickly, slapping the button with the flat of his hand. Klaxons begin to wail.

"Looks like you need some practice handling your pistol, Captain."

"You want to handle it for me, Princess?"

The green tube at the far side of the room explodes in a shower of heavy glass shards. Roaring and bellowing, the imprisoned creature bursts out. Massive talons tear the metal wall like it was aluminium foil, and the beast charges out of sight, leaving only a ragged hole in the bulkhead as sign of its passing.

"What vas zat thing?"

"Who cares, Doc? It's the Targ's problem, now!"

Outside the room, Archie pulls a panel from the wall and plugs directly into the exposed circuitry within.

"Accessing security systems." He intones, and suddenly the blare of klaxons fades, "Alarm re-routed to main power plant on deck fourteen. Disabling all further alarms in this section."

The two unarmed Targ scientists are quickly overpowered.

"Talk!" S'Ondra jabs one of them in the stomach with the butt of her heat lance, "Tell us about the space mould!"

"What do you want to know?" the Targ shrugs his shoulders in confusion, "It's a molecular protein with multiple state DNA -"

"Fascinating." Gustav interrupts, "Zat would require very sophisticated genetic engineering. How did you overcome ze problem of polymal-state infusion?"

"Save the science fair talk for later, Doc." Fury isn't interested in any kind of genetic engineering except the kind that couples do in private. "We need everything they know about the antidote."

Gustav reluctantly nods his agreement.

"Archie!" he calls, "Ve need you to access ze computer consoles here and copy all ze information on ze protoplasm zat is used to destroy the mould."

"Very well, Doctor." Archie enters the laboratory, fastidiously closing the door behind him. "I shall require a few minutes."

"Get details of their fleet while you're at it." Fury directs, "And check their logs for any further updates. And make sure no-one is coming here. And maybe you should set off another alarm somewhere in the ship. That'll keep them busy."

Archie pauses,

"Is there anything else, Captain?"

"No, that should do it." Sensing sarcasm is not Fury's strongest skill.

As Archie begins to access the computers, the others turn their attention to the remains of the green tube.

"What was that thing?" S'Ondra demands.

"A Shintrak." One of the Targ replies, "It's native to planet EK27-B."

"What did you want it for?"

The Targ glance at each other, but remain silent.

"The lady asked a question." Fury none too subtly puts his hand on his atomic pistol.

"We are working on a behaviour modification device." One of the scientists reluctantly explains, "Something to allow us to control the creature."

"How did you plan to do zis?"

"A creature's reactions are controlled by the impulses to and from their nerve cortex. We were working on a device that would allow us to transmit those impulses. We were just about to install it when you burst in. You've ruined an important experiment, and the creature will almost certainly be destroyed."

"It's probably better off destroyed than with you in its head." S'Ondra observes.

"I have the information on the protoplasm." Archie reports, "I have also located data on the Targ fleet. I will display it on the main screen."

A large monitor comes alive, and reams of text begins to scroll upward.

"Is there a concise version, Archie?" Fury waves his hand at the screen, "Numbers of vessels by class, that sort of thing?"

The scroll of data stops. Then the screen clears, and new text appears. Fury mutters a curse,

"Over seventy vessels of this class? How big is the Totality?"

"More than large enough to destroy you, alien!" The scientist rejoins.

"This is my solar system." Fury reminds the Targ, "You're the alien, here."

"Captain, a ship-wide alert has been raised." Archie is still plugged into the computer console, "Targ forces have discovered the Pathfinder."
 


"The Targ Totality" - Part 10

"I think I need to sit down." Fury has an ashen look on his face.

"Zere may not be cause for alarm, Captain." Gustav soothes. He turns to the captured Targ scientists, "What will your people do with the vessel?"

"It will be brought here for disassembly and study."

"Oh, no cause for alarm at all." Fury covers his eyes with his hand, "Do the records say where they'll take her, Archie?"

"She's scheduled to arrive in Hangar D in twenty minutes, Captain."

"Right, then we need to get there in twenty-one." Fury's all business, now that his true love of is at risk. "Have we got everything we need about the mould."

"Ve do. It is all in ze electronic brain of Archie, here." Gustav slaps the robot's metallic shoulder.

"What do we do after we get the Pathfinder?" S'Ondra wants to know, "Do we stay here, or use the Q-Drive to look for a universe with more humans and fewer alien invaders?"

"How about one filled with Venusian slave-girls?" Fury suggests.

"Based on ze fauna of Venus, zey would probably be carnivorous and eat zere mates." Gustav chortles a little at his own joke.

"I'll just send you first, Doc."

"I zink I'm a bit old for zat, Captain."

"Don't worry, it's just like riding a bike."

Gustav looks perplexed,

"Vere are ze pedals?"

"There has been an update to the ship's records." Archie interrupts, "The Targ have discovered signs of intelligent life on the second planet of the system."

"On Venus? In this universe?" Fury raises an eyebrow, "What kind of sensors are they using?"

S'Ondra flushes angrily, but Archie speaks before she can attempt to verbally castrate the Captain.

"Apparently they have detected the organised use of fire on the planet, Captain."

"Ha!" the Princess points an accusing finger at Fury, "And who gave my people fire? This is your fault, you and your delusions of god-hood."

Fury rubs his temples in a manner that suggests an incipient migraine,

"Look, first we have to get off this ship." He says, in the most reasonable tones he can muster, "Then we can try to help the Venusians ... but the first question is how we can fly out of here without getting blown out of the sky. Archie, is there any chance you could disable the Targ ship's weapon systems?"

"Unfortunately not, Captain. Each turret is on an individual circuit I would have to disable each of them individually, and as soon as I began the Targ would start to investigate the cause."

"Damnation!" Fury pounds his fist into his hand. "Even I can't fly out from under the nose of two hundred guns."

"Actually Captain, I believe you can." The optimistic lights are glowing within Archie's head, "The individual circuits allow weapons to keep firing until the entire vessel suffers catastrophic damage, but it significantly increases their initial response time to targets."

"How significantly?" Fury looks unconvinced.

"Unknown." Archie admits, "However, Targ circuitry appears substantially less sophisticated than our own. I believe we would have a measurable chance of survival if we leave the Targ vessel at maximum acceleration and make directly for the surface. The Targ sensors will find it difficult to target us due to the cover of the planet."

"Anyone else got any better ideas?"

S'Ondra and Gustav exchange a look. The Doctor shakes his head,

"I do not zink we have any ozzer option."

The Princess has meanwhile turned her attention to the Targ captives,

"You there!" she barks at the taller of the two, "What will your people do to the Venusians?"

The Targ shrugs,

"They will probably be conquered as used as slaves. Aliens of limited intelligence and development make a useful labour force. We will identify and execute the leaders and intellectuals - such as they are - and breed the rest as slave stock."

"Breed?" Fury's ears prick up at the topic, "You know about breeding? We had to explain it to your soldiers, and even then they thought it was disgusting."

"It is disgusting." The Targ says primly, "But how else would animals breed?" He yelps in fright as S'Ondra half-lunges at him, a guttural growl coming from her lips.

"Ignore him, Princess." Fury advises, "He obviously doesn't know what he's talking about."

S'Ondra growls again, glaring at the still-quailing scientist, then stiffly turns away from him, her face grim and angry. Clenching her fists around her heat lance, she strides toward the door.

"Let's get to that Hangar."
 



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