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[Spaceship Zero] Q-Ship (actually updated 19 May 2007)

"The Targ Totality" - Part 11

"Wait, Princess." Fury holds up a hand to delay S'Ondra. She stops, scowling.

"What is it now?"

"Before we leave, I think the Doc and I should swap outfits." Fury gestures at the Targ encounter suit he is wearing.

"Is this really the moment for sartorial concerns, Captain?" Archie enquires.

"The Doc has the officer's uniform." Fury explains, "If we want to get past the guards at the hangar, it's probably better if I do the talking, which means I need to be the officer."

"Do you not believe zat I could do ze job?"

To his credit, the Captain refrains from mentioning Gustav's attempt to bluff the scientists.

"They'll be military types, Doc. As a member of Space Force, I've got the best chance of talking like one of them."

"I have no doubt the Captain will make a very convincing alien thug." Archie offers. He turns his head toward their Targ captives, "Should we also take one of the scientists with us?"

"You don't need a pet." Fury replies as he strips out of his encounter suit, the muscles of his broad chest rippling as he moves. "Besides, where would we keep it?"

"We could make him a hood ornament." S'Ondra mutters darkly.

"I zink it is best if we leave zem." Gustav's voice is muffled by the encounter suit, which is pulled halfway over his head, but now seems to have become stuck. He twists and turns, hands pulling futilely at the fabric. S'Ondra sighs and walks over, yanking the suit clean off him. "Ah, zank you, leibchen." Gustav gives her a nod, then scratches his grey-haired chest in satisfaction, "Zank goodness I am out of zat suit. I had an itch that was driving me crazy."

"Don't get used to it, Doc. You have to put this on." Fury shoves his suit at Gustav, then accepts the older man's suit from S'Ondra. He gives her a suggestive grin, "Will you help me get out of my suit later, Princess?"

"Not even in your dreams, Captain." She returns, frostily.

Eventually, the four space adventurers set off toward the hangar, once more under Archie's guidance.

"The ship schematics show that we should follow this corridor to the end, then descend two floors." The robot announces as they leave. The two Targ scientists, gagged and bound, glare impotently at them as the laboratory door closes.

"Then what?" Fury asks.

"Then we take the corridor left -" Archie's directions continue over a montage of the Pathfinder crew hurrying through the Targ ship, "- turn right at the third intersection, continue for two hundred yards, and descend another three floors. After that, we simply go right for eighty yards, turn left -"

We settle back to the crew as they stand before a broad, white door.

"- and there we are." The robot finishes in satisfaction.

"Good show, Archie." Fury unclips the weapon at his side, "Alright folks, I'm going to try and get us past the guards without a fight. If it works, we'll get on the ship, fire her up, and fly out of here before anyone knows what we're doing."

"And if it doesn't vork?" Gustav asks.

"Then we shoot them." Fury shrugs.

"Works for me." S'Ondra sounds positively eager.

Fury leads the way into the hangar, striding purposefully with his chest thrown out. Ignoring the Targ who are working in the area, he heads straight toward the Pathfinder. The other three trail behind him, Gustav at the rear.

"You there!" one of the Targ notices the newcomers, "What are you doing here?"

Fury snaps off a rapid fire salute and keeps walking as he throws back his answer,

"We've been ordered to bring the alien prisoners to the ship and make them explain its faculties."

Hurrying after the quartet, the Targ steps in front of the Captain. Fury skids to a reluctant halt, just short of a collision.

"What's your authorisation code?" the Targ demands.

Fury doesn't even blink (not that we could tell, what with the face mask he's wearing)

"Authorisation Code Five Two Alpha Six Charlie Niner."

The Targ officer - the large rank insignia on his suit can only mean he's some kind of commander - begins to step aside. Then he pauses, pointing at the Princess.

"Why is that alien armed?"

"Oh, the hell with this." S'Ondra snaps her heat lance into firing position and blasts the Targ off his feet with a single well-placed shot.

Bedlam ensues.
 

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Anyone have the torrent of the latest episode?

TV's on the fritz, and I lost my copy in a computer crash... Dang technology.

PS: Story hour is among the top ten that I've read here. Keep up the great work!
 

No updates this week - I can't get access to the 'net long enough to write and post them (long story involving misunderstandings with the landlord). I'll write an update this weekend, but no guarantees on when I can post it.

In the mean time: Go Buy My Stuff! :D
 


How did you like your first blizzard, Cap? Still sure you want to stay in Boston, or is Australian Summer looking pretty good right about now?
 

The rumours of my birthday are erroneous ... Kevin got some bad leads from his snitch. As for Boston weather ... I can cope :)

The next update was made possible by PirateCat and KidCthulhu's gracious agreement to let me use their computer, so many thanks to them!
 

"The Targ Totality" - Part 12

Fury reacts first, throwing the disruptor he carries into the face of the nearest Targ, then snatching out his atomic pistol. The Targ, surprised and staggered by the sudden assault, never gets a chance to recover. Fury's shot blasts him in the chest, and the second alien falls.

There are many more Targ in the hangar, however, and the metal deck reverberates from the pounding of their running feet. Four of them race into sight from behind the Pathfinder, levelling disruptors as they come.

"Deploying plasma burners." Archie steps forward, and a massive gout of fire rolls forth, completely filling the screen. Shouts of pain and alarm rise above the roar of the flames, and when the fire clears, all that remains are smoking bodies upon the ground.

"Mein Gott! Watch out, Archie!"

One of the hangar's enormous loading cranes grinds into action, a Targ technician at the controls. The metal arm swings almost lazily, trailing a huge iron hook on the end of a long chain. Slow it may be, but the hook's mass gives it great power and momentum. It strikes Archie in the shoulder, and sparks fly as the robot staggers, his metal skin buckled and torn by the force of the blow.

Two more Targ rush toward Gustav and S'Ondra. The Princess whirls, leg sweeping up to knock one of the aliens from his feet. She spins her heat lance as he falls, then drives the point downwards, impaling him to the ground.

"Leave my leibchen alone!" Gustav warns - somewhat unnecessarily. Screwing his face up in what he undoubtedly thinks is a mask of rage, he hammers at the second Targ with an iron wrench. Even wielded by an elderly scientist, ten pounds of metal in the face can seriously ruin your day, and the alien warrior staggers back, trying to wrestle his disruptor free for a shot at Gustav.

The crane's movement reverses, the hook starting to swing back toward Archie.

"Not this time, my friend." Fury snaps his atomic pistol up, cradling it in both hands as he sights along the barrel. The weapon's energy bolt flies right between the gap in the crane's superstructure, and the Targ technician tumbles out of his seat. "That robot's under Space Force protect - ooph!"

A Targ soldier appears out of nowhere, barrelling into the Captain and knocking him from his feet. The two men tumble to the ground, wrestling. The Targ gets his hands around Fury's throat and starts squeezing.

"I shall assist you, Captain." Archie wheels to face the melee. And then he stops, as a new sound reverberates through the hangar.

CLANG.

CLANG.

CLANG.

Like the toll of a huge bronze bell, it shakes them all as they stand, the very floor trembling with each booming impact. A shadow looms from behind the Pathfinder, sweeping over Archie. The robot turns, plasma burners whining into readiness and gouts of flames leap out once more, consuming all in sight.

And then a dark shape looms out of the fire, and a massive automaton bursts into shot. Its body is charred and blackened, but it seems entirely unharmed by the superheated plasma boiling around it. Steam hisses from its joints as it sweeps its arms high and brings them slamming down on Archie's chest.

The automaton stands fully ten feet all, and some six feet broad. Its hands are huge, with serrated fingers designed to rend metal like paper. It could demolish a vessel like the Pathfinder within minutes, and right now, all of its attention is on Archie.

The smaller robot staggers back from the blow, a metal panel tearing lose from his shoulder. His larger foe follows, claw-like iron hands digging into Archie's upper torso. There is a squeal of tortured metal as the entire chest plate tears free, exposing the gears and wiring that are Archie's bones and nerves.

Fury, red-faced and gasping for air, slams the butt of his atomic pistol into the face of the Targ who grips his throat. The alien slumps back, and the Captain rolls shakily to his knees. He raises the pistol to fire on the automaton, but can't get a clear shot. He calls out, hoarsely:

"Archie, get away from that thing!"

"I'm trying, Captain, but he seems most reluctant to let go." Archie hammers his fists against the automaton's massive metal arms. The blows dent and scratch the heavy metal plates, but do nothing to shake the other robot's grip.

"Damnation." Fury snaps his pistol back into its holster and turns to run toward the crane.

As he does so, Gustav's reeling Targ finally pushes the Doctor away long enough to swing his disruptor into line. The black and ugly snout points right at Gustav's face as the weapon flares to life.

"Father!" S'Ondra pushes Gustav aside, knocking him from his feet. The Doctor will have a few bruises in the morning from the sudden tumble, but he is out of the way of the blast.

S'Ondra is not so lucky: she gasps, and staggers, then falls to her knees. The butt of her heat lance scrapes against the ground as she tries to prop herself up, and we at last see the blackened flesh where the disruptor blast struck her stomach. She clasps a hand over the wound, but blood immediately begins to seep between her fingers.

"Princess!" Fury's call is anguished.

The Targ raises his disruptor, ready to finish what he has begun. The shot tightens on his finger as it curls toward the weapon's firing stud.

And then suddenly that finger spasms, and relaxes.

We sweep back into a medium shot, and once more see the Targ as he stands over S'Ondra. But now there is a heat lance driven clear through his chest. S'Ondra grips it in one white-knuckled fist as she stares up at him, her eyes fiery and defiant. Slowly, one hand still clasped over her wound, she staggers to her feet.

"Venusians do not die so easily." The Princess snarls to the stricken Targ. Placing her bloodied hand against his chest, she tears the heat lance free, and the alien falls silently to the floor.
 

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