Star Trek Quotes you wouldn't want to hear during sex

[Dannyalcatraz]

Inspired by THIS thread:Star Wars Quotes

"Scotty- give me that power!"

"Fascinating."

 

[Angel Tarragon]

"Beam me up Scotty!"

 

[Warrior Poet]

"He's dead, Jim."

"Don't call me 'Tiny.'"

 

[Dingleberry]

"Don't call me 'Tiny.'"

Excellent.

"I did nothing - except get caught with my britches down!"

 

[Angel Tarragon]

"Captain... I'm getting somethingon the distress channel. Minimal signal... But something..."

"Can you amplify?"

"I'm trying..."

 

[Dingleberry]

"There be whales here!"

 

[kenobi65]

"KHAAAAAAAAN!"

"You lied!" "I exaggerated."

"They wonder how well you would endure." "Endure what?" "Them." "One, or both?"

 

[Dingleberry]

"No - you'll flood the whole compartment!"

"I... have HAD... ENOUGH... of YOU!" (accompanied by repeated kicks to the face)

"Raise them!"
"I can't!"

 

[Dingleberry]

"You lied!" "I exaggerated."

Nice.

 

[BOZ]

Snotty beamed me twice last night.