Star Trek Quotes you wouldn't want to hear during sex

[Vraille Darkfang]

"Let's go Number 1".

"Wesley Crusher"

"I canna do'it captain"

"Today, IS a good day to die."

"Load all tubes"

"Star Date: Before the Prom, Our Mission: to boldy go where no man has gone before"

"I am Vulcan. See, I'm wearing my offical Star TtrekTM Vulcan Ears right now! I never take them off!"

 

[Desdichado]

"You're...luring them in!"

"I would like to learn more of this...poker."

Complete with William Shatner pauses and everything.

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[Dannyalcatraz]

Actually, the first one was the Orion Pirate talking to Kirk when he was "playing dead" (insert joke here) and the second was Spock talking about bluffing in the Corbomite Maneuver (which is NOT in Kirk's Kama Sutra).

Are your NerdAlerts going off yet?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Hey, here's a random one from Dune...

"Get off my Mother!"

 

[Desdichado]

Yeah, sorry--I'm not as much of a Star Trek fan, so I don't recognize the source for nearly as many of these lines. Those gaps in delivery though--that's William Shatner's style alright.

 

[kenobi65]

Those gaps in delivery though--that's William Shatner's style alright.

I think we can safely say, in general, that, during sex, you don't want to hear...anything....spoken...in the....style of....William...Shatner.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Random ones from Conan..

"What is the riddle of steel?"

"You killed my snake, BOY!"

 

[Bront]

"In an emergancy, I can be used as a flotation device."

"Now this is a warrior's drink!"

 

[Starman]

"Why, you green-blooded, son of a..."

"I'm laughing at the superior intellect."

"Not everyone keeps their reproductive organs in the same place."

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Very good, Mr. Ears."

"Looks like I'll have to _________(verb) the _________(piece of equipment) to get it to ______(verb)" - [any engineer]