Star Trek Quotes you wouldn't want to hear during sex

[Torm]

I think we can safely say, in general, that, during sex, you don't want to hear...anything....spoken...in the....style of....William...Shatner.

I think it's safe to say that, if one is exerting one's self properly, anything said during sex will inevitably BE spoken in the style of William Shatner.

And I think the quote from Trek one wouldn't want to hear the most during sex is obvious, yet no one has mentioned it: "She's dead, Jim."

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

From 2001: a Space Odyssey

"Open the pod bay doors..."

"Daaaaiiiiisy, Daaaaaaiiiissy...."

From Battlefield Earth

"Now you're beginning to understand leverage!"

From Army of Darkness

"This is my BOOM-STICK!"

 

[jaerdaph]

"She's a tough little ship." - Riker
"LITTLE?" - Worf
re: USS Defiant, ST: First Contact

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Excellent.

"I did nothing - except get caught with my britches down!"

Ain't that the truth.... see also "Boston Legal".... I couldn't watch that! Too much of Shatner wanting to get into Pamela Anderson's pants..... More than any rabid fanboy, anyways.....

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I think it's safe to say that, if one is exerting one's self properly, anything said during sex will inevitably BE spoken in the style of William Shatner.

As if you're wanting to quote Star Trek lines in the middle of it to start with......

And I think the quote from Trek one wouldn't want to hear the most during sex is obvious, yet no one has mentioned it: "She's dead, Jim."

Ouch! Was that your last date, Torm?

j/k

But then you can Rez her if that happened....

 

[StupidSmurf]

Then there's always the "Scotty" line that your still-in-the-mood wife doesn't want to hear from you after you've finished "the deed"...

"Och, I canna change the laws of physics, I'll need at least a half an hour!"

And the geeky fanboy part of me can say with 80% certainty that the line comes from "The Naked Time," when the Enterprise's engines are shut down and the ship is spiralling down towards a planet, and Kirk tells Scotty that he must cold-start the engines and bring them online

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"The hours will seem like days..."

 

[mythusmage]

"It seemed like the logical thing to do at the time."

 

[StupidSmurf]

"logic and practical information do not seem to apply here"- Spock, 'A Piece of the Action'

 

[Thunderfoot]

I'm really surprised noone put this one down yet...

I kinna push her any harder Captain, I dinna think she'll hold together!