So is Rey going to fight Kylo again, and win again?
Is the Emperor not quite dead yet?
And I thought it was going to be the end of the Skywalker Saga. Not sure "Rise of the Skywalker" sounds like an end?
"Every generation has a legend"? I'm pretty sure they used that for The Phantom Menace trailer all those years ago.
Let me guess, the emperor is actually Anakin's father. The story was always his story. The emperor is the one who brings balance to the force? I might be only half joking here.
Word on the street is that the villain is Palpatine's head perpetually cackling wearing Vader's helmet, with Darth Maul's torso and double light saber and Snoke's gold costume and General Grievous's cyber-legs.