Ugh.
I was there until the laugh. We don’t need Palpatine back. He adds nothing. His story is over.
This is going to be more Abrams nostalgia-as-a-crutch BS...
I’m still going to see this in theaters, but it will be on week three. Unless I get busy, then I might wait to PPV.
Let's be honest, by and large they're downright silly. Star Wars doesn't exactly excel in the naming department - especially on the dark side of things. Darth Plagueis might be the worst of all, but some honorable mentions include Snoke, Darth Maul (kewl, but silly), Captain Phasma. Even Darth Sidious is kinda silly.
Sidious made me think that the system behind Sith names is: Find a word starting with In, and then delete the In.
- Darth Vader = Invader
- Darth Sidious = Insidious
Logical Consequence:
- Darth Voluntary
- Darh Terim
- Darth Able
- Darth Articulate
- Darth Caved
- Darth Dent
- Darth Oculation
- Darth Side
- Darth Tractable
- Darth Continent
Unfortunately, Darth Maul and Plaegius suggest this is not canon. What a shame.
No. That's why I was disappointed he was back as director. But I was hopeful he'd try harder and bring his A-game.I hear you, although let's face it: that's what Abrams does best. Has he brought forth anything vaguely original?
Which makes Palpatine returning more of a problem.Furthermore, at this point it might a matter of choosing the best of not-great options, as far as who the final (and "real") villain really is. Kylo Ren simply isn't convincing, and I think is more evocative as a troubled (and possibly redeemed?) soul.
Snoke would have been more interesting if he wasn't just "The Emperor Redux". Making him CGI was at least something different.Snoke would have been more interesting if he hadn't simply been a caricature of Pure Evil, and also had some grounding in the Star Wars universe. Plus, an actual actor vs. CGI over Gollum.
There are cool things they could do.I don't love bringing Palpatine back, but I must admit to being curious as to how they're going to connect the dots.
I don't mind that simplicity. Because there's still the Knights of Ren and possibly rebuilding the Jedi or something new. And defeating the First Order. This should focus on wrapping up the plot threads, and not adding more.At the very least it implies that there are more revelations to come, beyond "Snoke was some random evil dude from far away who could use the force, manipulated Kylo Ren, and now we have to deal with Kylo Ren."
I hear you, although let's face it: that's what Abrams does best. Has he brought forth anything vaguely original?
Did Lucas?
If you’re looking for originality, Star Wars is not your huckleberry.
I’d try indie cinema!![]()

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