Dagger75
Epic Commoner
Spoilers ahead!!!! Although if you frequent this website and haven't seen Revenge of the Sith yet, whats up with that? I mean really.
Epsiode 3--- [sblock] Well off to rescue Palapitine. He ain't so bad, he is pretty nice to Anakin. I mean he lets Anakin and Padme use his "Bachlor" Pad for there little get togethers. I knew everybody was stupid and wouldn't figure out they are married.
So now I have to fly this little crapmed fighter around, dodging missles and blaster bolts and here comes a bunch of droid fighters. They are pretty worthless, 3P0 could outfly them so I let Anakin fly for a bit. Now Obi-Wan is crying for help, jeez thats all he does, I saved his life like 7 times Anakin will take credit for 10 I bet. Good those little buzz droids are drilling into his ship. There goes R4, great who am going to play Dijaric with. Go Anakin shoot down Obi-Wan!!! No your hitting the buzz droids, dang it, thats what you are trying to do. Ohh good move closer to him, yeah ramming the droids with the ship is a great idea. And now we have a buzz droid on us, smooth move there.
Hey get away from me you little bastard. Quit moving the ship Anakin I need to hit him in the center eye.
"Aim for the center eye R2" Says Obi-Wan
Thanks there you bastard, I am flying this ship, dodging missles, and trying not to ram you AND shoot this little guy in a spot the size of a quarter with a spot welder. Why don't you come out here and show me how sit done you crazy jedi. There got him.
Now for this brilliant plan, crash our ships into the hanger bay of Grevious's ship and rescue Palapitine. I wonder which ship they are going to strap him to when we rescue him. We only brought 2, 1 seat fighters with us. I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
I wish Anakin would tell me when he is going to hit the EJECT ASTROMECH DROID HIGH INTO THE AIR BUTTON. Does he know how hard it is to land on my 2 stubby legs. I got these jets, I can just fly out, or how about just engineer a ramp. Who invents this stuff.
Here come Obi-Wan, I bet he wants me to do some stuff for him. Yup, R2 find Palaptine, R2 open the the elevator. Ohh thanks a communicator, you do know I have a built in one you guys never use. Okay go up, no kidding, thats where Palapatine is. Yes Obi-Wan, I am aware the elevator is going down, quit shouting into this bloody commincator, where the hell is the volume control on this thing. Nice broken off, maybe I will let you plummet to the bottom of the shaft you damn jedi. Naaa, just stop it really fast, haha. Crap a couple of those big droids, better hide.
Will you shut up Obi-Wan, I am fully aware where you are at and where you need to go, hacking computers isn't like dusting crops. Where is the off switch on this thing, stupid jedi made communicator and there internal switches that need the force to turn off and on. There you go all quite now, jeez I can still hear you inside that little cargo compartment. And here come the droids, this should be fun. Take that you stupid droid, how do like slipping around in my sauce, well it flamable to, these Jets rock. There now your going up, have fun.
This can't be good, ship is crashing into Coruscant. Hey whats going on why am I falling towards the bulkhead. **Crash, ouch, scratch** Glad this pile of destroyed battle droids broke my fall. Better see if I need to save them both again. They need the elevator again, better send it UP. Lets see what going on outside. Ohh look our side is shooting at us. Maybe we should have told them we here doing a rescue mission but I guess that slipped the Jedi's mind. Oh wait never mind they knew of our plan, why are they shootign at us. I am on the wrong side here. Now look they all got captured again. Better turn that force field off. Whats that noise? [/sblock]
This one will be long, will do it in a couple of parts.
Epsiode 3--- [sblock] Well off to rescue Palapitine. He ain't so bad, he is pretty nice to Anakin. I mean he lets Anakin and Padme use his "Bachlor" Pad for there little get togethers. I knew everybody was stupid and wouldn't figure out they are married.
So now I have to fly this little crapmed fighter around, dodging missles and blaster bolts and here comes a bunch of droid fighters. They are pretty worthless, 3P0 could outfly them so I let Anakin fly for a bit. Now Obi-Wan is crying for help, jeez thats all he does, I saved his life like 7 times Anakin will take credit for 10 I bet. Good those little buzz droids are drilling into his ship. There goes R4, great who am going to play Dijaric with. Go Anakin shoot down Obi-Wan!!! No your hitting the buzz droids, dang it, thats what you are trying to do. Ohh good move closer to him, yeah ramming the droids with the ship is a great idea. And now we have a buzz droid on us, smooth move there.
Hey get away from me you little bastard. Quit moving the ship Anakin I need to hit him in the center eye.
"Aim for the center eye R2" Says Obi-Wan
Thanks there you bastard, I am flying this ship, dodging missles, and trying not to ram you AND shoot this little guy in a spot the size of a quarter with a spot welder. Why don't you come out here and show me how sit done you crazy jedi. There got him.
Now for this brilliant plan, crash our ships into the hanger bay of Grevious's ship and rescue Palapitine. I wonder which ship they are going to strap him to when we rescue him. We only brought 2, 1 seat fighters with us. I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
I wish Anakin would tell me when he is going to hit the EJECT ASTROMECH DROID HIGH INTO THE AIR BUTTON. Does he know how hard it is to land on my 2 stubby legs. I got these jets, I can just fly out, or how about just engineer a ramp. Who invents this stuff.
Here come Obi-Wan, I bet he wants me to do some stuff for him. Yup, R2 find Palaptine, R2 open the the elevator. Ohh thanks a communicator, you do know I have a built in one you guys never use. Okay go up, no kidding, thats where Palapatine is. Yes Obi-Wan, I am aware the elevator is going down, quit shouting into this bloody commincator, where the hell is the volume control on this thing. Nice broken off, maybe I will let you plummet to the bottom of the shaft you damn jedi. Naaa, just stop it really fast, haha. Crap a couple of those big droids, better hide.
Will you shut up Obi-Wan, I am fully aware where you are at and where you need to go, hacking computers isn't like dusting crops. Where is the off switch on this thing, stupid jedi made communicator and there internal switches that need the force to turn off and on. There you go all quite now, jeez I can still hear you inside that little cargo compartment. And here come the droids, this should be fun. Take that you stupid droid, how do like slipping around in my sauce, well it flamable to, these Jets rock. There now your going up, have fun.
This can't be good, ship is crashing into Coruscant. Hey whats going on why am I falling towards the bulkhead. **Crash, ouch, scratch** Glad this pile of destroyed battle droids broke my fall. Better see if I need to save them both again. They need the elevator again, better send it UP. Lets see what going on outside. Ohh look our side is shooting at us. Maybe we should have told them we here doing a rescue mission but I guess that slipped the Jedi's mind. Oh wait never mind they knew of our plan, why are they shootign at us. I am on the wrong side here. Now look they all got captured again. Better turn that force field off. Whats that noise? [/sblock]
This one will be long, will do it in a couple of parts.
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