strangely enough, i have never...

[Zub]

... never experienced a threesome
... never had gay sex
... never had a venereal disease

oh wait - these weren't the kinds of things you were looking for?

 

[trentonjoe]

I've never cast 9th level spells

Cripes, I've never had a Pc cast a 5th level spell!

Or played anyone past 12th level.

 

[alsih2o]

... never experienced a threesome
... never had gay sex
... never had a venereal disease

oh wait - these weren't the kinds of things you were looking for?

you need to take a left at http://www.nutkinland.com/index.php

 

[Gothmog]

Originally posted by KaeYoss:

I have never summoned Satan in one of my games (or in real life, for that matter). According to chick, that's the only thing D&D consists of...

Really? Wow, all I can say is that you are missing out. Sure, he's a little feisty and pissy when he first shows up, but with enough Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos, he calms down in a hurry. Nice guy really- totally misunderstood. Strange thing is he likes to play paladins.

Things I have never done...

played a drow
played in a group with drow
played a gnome
played a bard
played a monk
allowed a monk in a game I DM
had dice thrown at me as a DM
played in FR
had a PC who could cast 8th or 9th level spells
hidden the DMs BBEG mini (although its been done to me)
played without minis
started a campaign in a bar
had a TPK
played a CG or CN character as a PC
conquered a campaign world as a PC(although I came really dang close)
fought a balor/balrog
fought an iron golem
fought a beholder
fought a flumph
had a +4 or +5 anything

 

[Mystic_23]

Cripes, I've never had a Pc cast a 5th level spell!

Or played anyone past 12th level.

I was with you until my current game. I'm currently a dwarven Barbarian 1/Cleric 6/Runecaster 10.

In a couple of levels, I'll, for the first time ever, get to cast 9th level spells. Each time I go up in level, it's a new experience for me. "wow...17th level, I've never gotten to 17th level before"...

The goal of the game is to make it to a point where our Epic Level Sourcebooks aren't collecting dust on a bookshelf.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

I've not had 9th-level spells in D&D, either (except in NWN, but that doesn't count), although I had a 30th-level character (a bladesinger). But I play a cleric and he's on level 16, with less than 7000 XP to the Big Ones.

 

[Taloras]

I have never:
Played a full drow(half drow samurai happened tho)
Played past 12th level
Played a gnome
played a halfling
played a barbarian
played a D&D bard(Everquest d20, first char was a bard)
got more than 2 levels in a PrC
Played a sorceror
Played a specialist wizard other than a necromancer
survived fighting a dragon
played with psionics(my gaming groups dont want to use psionics)
played a spellcaster past level 9
used an exotic weapon
Had more than 1 18 in my stats. We dont roll
Had a min-max character.

 

[Starman]

Sadly enough, I have never played in a campaign that has lasted beyond third level. Heck, most of the time, we don't get past 1st level.

Starman

 

[WanderingMonster]

I have never used Cha as a dump stat
I have never played a dwarf
I have never been fully prepared when I sat down to DM
I have never memorized the PHB

 

[TracerBullet42]

VEGGIES!

Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Larry: "We don't do anything!"

Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!"

Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!"

Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"

Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"

Larry: "Oh ..."

Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"

Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"

Pa: "Huh? No I don't!"

Mr. Lunt: "Do too."

Pa: "Do not!"

Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry."

Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"

Mr. Lunt: "Says who?"

Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!"

Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"

Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."

Pa: "You just don't get it!"

All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"

Ahh!!! The Veggietales! Great stuff! They're smooth....like butter on a bald monkey.

I've never played a wizard, never played a dwarf, and I don't think I have anything else to add....

Just saw my favorite veggies and had to say something...