About, oh 10 years ago we got some tools on a job, at lunch time the boss brought us the instructions while he was laughing. I am not sure of the exact wordage but the Skilsaw said something about- 'blade turns at 1800 rpms, can cause serious damage to flesh."
A nail gun- "this tool may cause bodily injury if used in correctly."
Bought some blade for my utility knife some years ago and the box had a disclaimer about the sharpness. A razor blade is sharp- who'd have thought
The one that kills me is coffee- "contents may be hot." I hope so, thats what I wanted.
A nail gun- "this tool may cause bodily injury if used in correctly."
Bought some blade for my utility knife some years ago and the box had a disclaimer about the sharpness. A razor blade is sharp- who'd have thought

The one that kills me is coffee- "contents may be hot." I hope so, thats what I wanted.