sultry guy on budget truck rental phone machine

[BiggusGeekus]

I got put on hold when I called to reserve a truck.

Is it just me, or does that phone machine dude sound like he's coming on to you?

 

[Warrior Poet]

Automated telephone hold machines need love, too.

 

[Jdvn1]

What?? Is he cheating on me??

 

[Aeson]

What?? Is he cheating on me??

I'm sorry to tell you but it is true. He is leaving you for a talking toaster.

He said something about you not communicating with him enough.

 

[Jdvn1]

I'm sorry to tell you but it is true. He is leaving you for a talking toaster.

He said something about you not communicating with him enough.

The conversations always seemed so one-sided...

 

[Aeson]

The conversations always seemed so one-sided...

Yeah he said that. It seems all you do is push his buttons.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

The conversations always seemed so one-sided...

If you'd like I could take his place!

 

[Jdvn1]

If you'd like I could take his place!

You mean you don't normally hear me when I talk to the screen?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

You mean you don't normally hear me when I talk to the screen?

No, I mean we could be phone buddies....

 

[Aeson]

You mean you don't normally hear me when I talk to the screen?

I do. Kinda sounds like PeeWee Herman right?