Supermarket shenanigans

[WillieW]

As true as I'm sitting here...

In the supermarket today, and the recording says:

"Bargains today in menswear... Buy two socks, get a third free."

I could hardly push the shopping trolley.

 

[Algolei]

Oooh, sounds like a great idea! I know I'm always losing one sock from every pair.

 

[Ashwyn]

 

[Turanil]

"Bargains today in menswear... Buy two socks, get a third free."

A third socket what for? I guess that Irish men have it long and big...









I know, my humor tends to be stupid at times...


Well...

 

[thalmin]

They are for the growing teenagers, you know, the ones that have grown a foot?

 

[Robbert Raets]

Well, you know what they say about male swim/underwear models.....

 

[Umbran]

Better than one sign seen in a restaurant window - "Each bite better than the next!"

 

[Navior]

I once saw a store sign advertise, "Two for the price of three."
I can't remember exactly what they were selling, but I have never forgotten that sign.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Heard one, no idea if it is true, about a women's hosiery store called "Legs Beautiful." When they extended their hours of operation they posted a sign that read, "Legs Beautiful. Now Open Longer."

 

[der_kluge]

Better than one sign seen in a restaurant window - "Each bite better than the next!"

Ok, I admit that one took me a while, but that's pretty funny.