Survivor 5e Constructs: STONE GOLEM WINS!

[Ashrym]

Animated Armor 9
Iron Golem 9
Shield Guardian 2
Stone Golem 13

 

[Son of the Serpent]

You're either pro-golem or anti-golem. I can't continence any mamby-pamby wishy-washiness on the part of anyone representing the PGPOENW. Golem solidarity brother, we either stand together or we shall surely have to put up with Animated Armor.

Do golems have a gender? I find myself thinking "no"

Edit afterthought: Hmmmmmmmmm...actually there is sort of an exception. If you take your homunculi DIRECTLY out of classic and/or ancient real world european atomism and/alchemy (which are homunculi's origins) they (with exceptions only coming much later. Like snow white. Shes much more recent specifically as a homunculus example) would be always male. Especially tied to atomism and early ideas of animalcules.

Otherwise my initial statement of uncertain confusion stands though.

 

[Giltonio_Santos]

The last time I had seen such a boring finishing line, there were certainly some mind flayers and beholders involved. Can we return to survival polearms?

 

[Ashrym]

Do golems have a gender. I find myself thinking "no"

Edit afterthought: Hmmmmmmmmm...actually there is sort of an exception. If you take your homunculi DIRECTLY out of classic and/or ancient real world european atomism and/alchemy (which are homunculi's origins) they (with exceptions only coming much later. Like snow white. Shes much more recent specifically as a homunculus example) would be always male. Especially tied to atomism and early ideas of animalcules.

Otherwise my initial statement of uncertain confusion stands though.

Generally not, but can be as created. Curse of Strahd, for example, did a flesh golem meant to be a bride. Sentient constructs can also have a gender identity; warforged for example.

 

[Harzel]

PGPOENW?

Also i was pro golem when flesh golem was on the table. Not after it was gone.

Also if the last two standing are iron golem and stone golem im absolutely voting stone golem

Iron golem is the most deceptively boring item that was on this list relative to the other items.

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What does it mean for something to be "deceptively boring"?

 

[Maxperson]

Animated Armor 9
Iron Golem 10
Shield Guardian 0
Stone Golem 13

You need a new guard.

 

[Tazawa]

Animated Armor 9
Iron Golem 10-2=8
Stone Golem 13+1=14

 

[DrunkonDuty]

Animated Armor 9-2=7
Iron Golem 8+1=9
Stone Golem 14

 

[Eltab]

Animated Armor 7 + 1 = 8 My Tiamat Paladin jumped out a window after tying down one of these as the party fled.
Iron Golem 9
Stone Golem 14 - 2 = 12 Transmute Rock to Mud be upon you, and could the nearest Bard please Bane his saving throw for good measure?

 

[Tonguez]

Animated Armor 6
Iron Golem 10
Stone Golem 12