Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
You do realize that Bard is an anagram of Brad, right. And Brad is drab, so the entire class is oxymoronic!Bard 2 Dangit, don't die on me! Healing Word! (Look, I get it... They're often played as annoyingly flamboyant and lecherous. But they don't have to be. And it's a fantastic and versatile support class.)