I admit it. I'm a sucker for reality shows. So You Think You Can Dance tops the list for me. The sheer skill of these people is amazing. I could never hope to move like they do. The amount of control they have over their bodies and the precision and dedication required is really awe inspiring.
And right now we have TWO SYTYCD competitions running globally. America's and Canada's. And yet, not a single thread on either of them! Come on geeks, come out of hiding and admit that you love and respect dancers. I know, I know, you don't want to get teased by your fellow nerds, but let's face it, you collect dolls and pretend to be an elf, enjoying the performances of highly skilled dancers isn't even in the top five things you should be embarrassed about.
So, I'll start the ball rolling.
Firstly, I know nothing about dance which is probably why I am in constant disagreement with the judges. Everything I think is awesome and amazing, they tend to trash, and everything I think sucks ass and is boring crud, they think is amazing. Maybe there's something lost (or gained) in the translation to TV.
Take the solos for tonight. I thought Ryan's was amazing and Caitlynn's was meh and that she also fumbled half-way through.
Then there was the performances the night before. I thought Ryan & Ricky's movie number was great and yet the judges universally canned it. Yet they found the Jordan & Tadd one fantastic whereas I fell asleep during it (literally).
And Jesse keeps getting favoured by the judges, I swear. He's so irritating. I find his facial expressions during his dancing to be completely fake and forced to the point where it distracts from everything else he does on stage. That, and he's so short. I hate short people.
Then there's the Canadian version. I can't make up my mind whether or not I think Carlena Britch is super-hot, or if she's actually a transexual young boy dressed up like a... err... boy-girl? If she makes one more extremely-exaggerated lip movement when mouthing something on stage, then I think I'm going to lean towards super-hot... best not to ask why.
And right now we have TWO SYTYCD competitions running globally. America's and Canada's. And yet, not a single thread on either of them! Come on geeks, come out of hiding and admit that you love and respect dancers. I know, I know, you don't want to get teased by your fellow nerds, but let's face it, you collect dolls and pretend to be an elf, enjoying the performances of highly skilled dancers isn't even in the top five things you should be embarrassed about.
So, I'll start the ball rolling.
Firstly, I know nothing about dance which is probably why I am in constant disagreement with the judges. Everything I think is awesome and amazing, they tend to trash, and everything I think sucks ass and is boring crud, they think is amazing. Maybe there's something lost (or gained) in the translation to TV.
Take the solos for tonight. I thought Ryan's was amazing and Caitlynn's was meh and that she also fumbled half-way through.
Then there was the performances the night before. I thought Ryan & Ricky's movie number was great and yet the judges universally canned it. Yet they found the Jordan & Tadd one fantastic whereas I fell asleep during it (literally).
And Jesse keeps getting favoured by the judges, I swear. He's so irritating. I find his facial expressions during his dancing to be completely fake and forced to the point where it distracts from everything else he does on stage. That, and he's so short. I hate short people.
Then there's the Canadian version. I can't make up my mind whether or not I think Carlena Britch is super-hot, or if she's actually a transexual young boy dressed up like a... err... boy-girl? If she makes one more extremely-exaggerated lip movement when mouthing something on stage, then I think I'm going to lean towards super-hot... best not to ask why.