The door to the inn opens inward, but not with its usual bone-jarring crack against the wall. It opens diffidently, just wide enough to admit the person pushing it, then shuts with a noise too quiet to be heard over the din of the crowd. Entering is a young woman...maybe just a year past the age where she'd be a 'girl.' Maybe not even that. She is clad in some loose robe of pure white; the sort that a priest might wear, or a monk. It obscures any details of her body save that she's fairly small and delicately built, with slim shoulders and hips. The robes hang loosely over her.
Her face is striking though. Fair skin clearer than a midsummer's night, devoid of flaw, like a masterpiece sculpture. Wide, large eyes that glimmer with reflected lamplight and gleam with strange blue-purple irises. Her cheeks, her nose, her chin...everything fits together into a visage that would not be out of place in a tattered manuscript of tales about princesses in faraway lands. Her hair too is a pure yellow-gold, falling freely in slight, soft waves down her shoulders midway down her back.
Conversations pause in a circle around the door that ripples outward, ever larger with each passing moment. Those with an ounce of romance in their hearts see sonnets twisting in the air around her. Older, more jaded eyes narrow, noticing the lack of weapon and armor and pegging her for a mage of some kind, and probably using magic to take that form.
The bartender nearest the door clears his throat gruffly and asks, "Can I help you, miss?"
The woman jumps slightly and whirls to pin him with her perpetually startled-looking gaze. "Help me?" she repeats slowly, as if trying the words on for size.
"Aye." And because comprehension still didn't dawn on her angelic face, he elaborated. "With something to drink."
She lit up like a festday firework. "Oh! A drink! Yes, I'd like that very much!"
The barkeep smiled, happy to be on familiar ground. "Good! We've a fine selection!" He paused then, waiting for her to order something.
She waited, smiling beatifically, for him to get her something to drink.
It was the bartender who ended the impasse, his smile becoming strained as he asked, "...what would you like?"
An expression of surprise crossed the woman's face that would have been comical if it wasn't trying his patience so. "I...don't know. What do people usually drink?"
Pretty or not, he'd had just about enough. "Look miss...what's your name again?"
"Oh, it's Maia. Wait, I think I know!" she suddenly said. "It's...you make it from two...and then you add a heavier one...oh I don't know what you call it here! It's...it's what I'm made of, mostly. It's...a liquid, it's clear..."
Most of it was nonsense, but the barkeeper knew his liquids. Not many were clear. "Water?" he guessed.
Her eyes widened, and she pointed at him. "Yes! I would like some of that. If you have any. It is hard to make a lot of, I know."
The bartender stared at the girl, trying to summon up hatred. All that...for water. Listlessly he held a wooden mug under the tapped water barrel, filled it, and passed it over.
The girl beamed at him as if it was full of gold. "Now, I remember there is a...a sort of ritual, yes? Mutual gift-giving. Exchanges of...heavy metals and goods and services...just a moment. I prepared for this."
Her tone was so senselessly proud; a child sharing her first unrecognizable painting with her father. The bartender felt some of his helpless wrath dim in the face of her silly, stupid, but somehow contagious good cheer. The rest of his wrath vanished when she plopped a wheel of gold onto the counter.
"Gold?" he sputtered. "For water?"
She blinked at him, stung. "Is it not good enough? I...I brought some other metals too, but I thought gold was the usual..."
"No!" he blurted. "Gold is fine. It's...it's excellent." On impulse he added, "Well done, miss!" and was rewarded with a heartbreakingly joyous grin from his customer.
"Thank you!" she replied happily. "It has been a pleasure doing 'the business' with you!" She grasped the water and took a drink, actually shivering with delight as she gulped it. "It's so delicious! I can feel it in my toes!"
"Well," the bartender babbled. "It's uh...that is...it's water..."
"I have to go sit down now," she told him matter-of-factly. "My legs are very tired. Everything is so HEAVY here!" Despite the complaint, she said it as if it was one of the greatest things in the world...then made her way to nearby table with an empty seat and plopped heavily into that seat with a relieved sigh.