I can't just ignore the requests of my fans and really be much of a bard now can I?
On the day I was born, the midwife looked down
And she listened in wonder, at the glorious sound
She told ma right there, that I couldn't stay at home
She could tell by my sweet voice, that I was bad to the gnome
Bad to the gnome
Bad to the gnome
B-B-B-B-Bad to the gnome
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the gnome
I made a thousand folk smile, before I met you
I'll make a thousand more baby, before I am through
I'm gonna play more jokes, with putty and foam
But that's just a day in the life, when you're glad to the gnome
Glad to the gnome
G-G-G-Glad
G-G-G-Glad
G-G-G-Glad
Glad to the gnome
I make tangelfoot bags, I'll make things that go boom
I've built 20 foot robots, without any fear of doom
I wanna build an iron golem, but who needs the tome?
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm mad to the gnome
M-M-M-M-Mad
M-M-M-M-Mad
M-M-M-M-Mad
Mad to the gnome