AnonymousOne
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Forrester said:AnonymousOne, we'll have to talk . . . the GDF can always use more soldiers ready to . . . "apply pressure" to those not seeing the error of their ways.
Just call me Chaotic Neutral....
The Goblin Defense Fund
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Just call me Chaotic Neutral....
Stop unthinking adventurers from killing Goblins!
By now, we certainly have advanced to the point where we know that innocent Goblins do not deserve extermination.
Not when they make such excellent slaves for working the mines, cleaning latrines, sweeping chimneys, and catching rats.
Of course, you've got to put a mask on the ugly little buggers. But whipping them daily can become a fun activity for the whole family!
By now, we certainly have advanced to the point where we know that innocent Goblins do not deserve extermination.
Not when they make such excellent slaves for working the mines, cleaning latrines, sweeping chimneys, and catching rats.
Of course, you've got to put a mask on the ugly little buggers. But whipping them daily can become a fun activity for the whole family!
Prince of Happiness
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Forrester said:
Does that dude pull bricks out of brick walls with his ass when he leans against them?
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Hairfoot
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That's great! I wanted to do something similar for old-style halflings when 3E came out, but I lack the will or creativity.
For the record, I wanted the 4E race array to include gobbos in a medium/small combo of 4 racial types: Human/old-style halfling, elf/new halfling, dwarf/gnome, and hobgoblin/goblin.
For the record, I wanted the 4E race array to include gobbos in a medium/small combo of 4 racial types: Human/old-style halfling, elf/new halfling, dwarf/gnome, and hobgoblin/goblin.
CruelSummerLord
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Perhsps you'll enjoy the bit about how the goblins beat the ever-loving crap out of the drow:
http://www.canonfire.com/cfhtml/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=604
Look up the section on Goblinaragard. That was very, very fun to write, especially as I got to write about what's normally considered the ugliest, stupidest, smelliest humanoid race of them all beating the complete and utter crap out of the drow.
http://www.canonfire.com/cfhtml/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=604
Look up the section on Goblinaragard. That was very, very fun to write, especially as I got to write about what's normally considered the ugliest, stupidest, smelliest humanoid race of them all beating the complete and utter crap out of the drow.
jonathan swift
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And once I get my next paycheck I may just donate a couple bucks or so to make up for your time having to deal with that guy on the Wizards forums.
And once I get my next paycheck I may just donate a couple bucks or so to make up for your time having to deal with that guy on the Wizards forums.
Blackrat
He Who Lurks Beyond The Veil
Forrester said:
Wow. I knew some people on those boards can be uptight but, wow
.By the way. A comic by the name "Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic" is not explicitly about goblins but the first 50 or so strips are doing a good job showing the life of one particular goblin in quite positive light. You might want to check it out and maybe add a link to your "goblinks".
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