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The Hive is Not Yet Dead.

Joker said:
I saw Battle of Endor.

And I survived!

That battle made me loose faith in the Empire... If I were was Emperor I would have carpet bombed that entire world before setting up a base there. To lose a war because an army of 50 privative midget wookies attacked the one base that was protecting the Emperor's death star is unacceptable.
 
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Relique du Madde said:
That battle made me loose faith in the Empire... If I were was Emperor I would have carpet bombed that entire world before setting up a base there. To lose a war because an army of 50 privative midget wookies attacked the one base that was protecting the Emperor's death star is unacceptable.

I think the scariest thing that I could see in a movie right now would be an Ewok.

Like you would be watching your standard Japanese Horror and instead of a little dead girl showing up when you turn around it's a little dead ewok that flashes towards you.

At that point I would seriously consider leaving the theater.
 

Joker said:
I think the scariest thing that I could see in a movie right now would be an Ewok.

Like you would be watching your standard Japanese Horror and instead of a little dead girl showing up when you turn around it's a little dead ewok that flashes towards you.

At that point I would seriously consider leaving the theater.
ZOMBIE EWOKS, okay now I'm going to have to throw these at the players in my upcoming planescape campaign.

One of my players is also working up a truly ODD character. They're cool with the everything is here nature of planescape and 1 campaign ago the PCs were rifling the indep markets of Sigil and found a kinda-working MP3 player. That session by the way turned into a complete hoot and the in-character banter was priceless.

So my newest and youngest player asked whether I would allow him to play a paladin/cleric Vietnam Era fighter pilot who'd ejected from his burning plane through a portal onto the planes*I know groan*. Who had always been a faithful guy and entering the planes received a holy calling. Unfortunately he doesn't know WHICH of the many gods is HIS god, and part of his shtick is finding his God since the planes are where Gods live after all. I think he expects me to do the God is Dead angle but since he's given me this wonderful plot hook I'm going to run with it. I've said yes and I'm considering having him discover his Deity is actually Moradin. Beyond that I'm not sure and it could change but I don't think he'll expect it.
 


megamania said:
There was a fourth?!? :uhoh:
Nerds in Love. Made for TV movie, reunites the old group (except for the usual hold-outs) and I believe some of the new generation for a roadtrip to Booger's wedding.

I would say it was on a par with 2 and 3 honestly. One stands alone victorious, but the others can be campy fun from time to time.

Speaking of campy fun, I picked myself up a copy of Ice Pirates. I haven't watched it yet. . .
 





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