Hey, we declared war on Belgium over that reprobate TinTin and we wouldn't be afraid to declare war on you, either!You know, Canadians will apologize about everything. Even about how much they apologize.
And what do we have for this abomination? CRICKETS.
Do we want an apology? No.
This .... topping ... demands atonement and reparations.
(Well, it was the Rhinoceros Party of Canada that declared war but we won AND got reparations. A crate of mussels and a case of beer! Yes, I'm a 'card carrying'* member)
(*We don't have cards)