The kender game begins, leave your sanity at the door.

[The Forsaken One]

[OOC: Bunch of amateur Kender =] Argent lemmi guess, you are the half kender It's madness I tell you, madness! Welcome to Krynn /OOC]

Noelle stops dartling around the dragon when she hears about the map. She dashes over to the table, bumps one of the others aside with her hip.

Thanks!

Gives him a kiss and glares at the map.

Hmmm a map. I like maps. Maps are dull but they have X's on them. And X's are where shiny stuff are.. and I like shiny stuff! So I like maps because maps have X's on them. I can't see the X on the map... hmmm... I want an X to find shiny stuff, bacause I like shiny... And I liek shiny stuff even better since I can take those with me! Wiiiiieee shiny! But if it's a map without an X on it... what do we ue this map for? I like shiny stuff so lets go find some shiny stuff! Why? Oee... ow the map it where the Elves are! I don't like Elves.... Oe they were Wizards.. I do like Wizards! Wizads make colours and sprakles and shiny stuff! ANd I liek colours and sparkles and shiny stuf and and and and I like euhm.... Where are the Elves? I think I like Elves... I don't like Elves but since Elves are Wizards and I like Wizards since Wizards make sparkly and coloury stuff... so I think I like Elves now since they are Wizards and I like WIzards better then I don't like Elves.. So I like Elves! I want to see Elves! Where are the Elevs? Oww, the map. I see there are the Elves and the Mooo Moo Beasts too! I like Moo Moo beasts because they go *MOOOOOOO* *Chuckle*! I like Moo! Well I want to see them so.. I'll take us there! I like Elves! yay!

She jumps towards the center of the room. There she sits down for a moment, blows another Pink bubble from out of her mouth and then quietly sits down and closes her eyes... Pink flames envellop her and the sound of laughter echo in the room.

[Noelle has started on manifesting Teleportation Circle.]

 

[GoldenEagle]

"I hope you know where you are going."

Maven chimes in, "OF COURSE she knows where she is going. Can't you see that see pink stuff in her mouth and pink stuff coming out of her ears. THAT means we should go. And you think you are sooooo smart. Taven the the Kender Killjoy. hmph."

"No Maven, I simply have more refined and cultured curiousity."

Maven and Taven join Noelle...

 

[buzzard]

"Who are you all?"

"Why, I'm Melvin Treeclimber of course. You can't say you haven't heard of me? I'm very well known among marksmen you know. In fact some would call me almost legendary. There are, of course, naysayers who claim I'm a bunch of smoke, and no fire, but I'll spot them a bullseye anyday and still whup them. I'm also a sporting soul. You don't happen to be interested in any friendly wagers? But then we do have to be off, we'll find something to lay down a coin or so upon while we travel I'll wager. "

buzzard

 

[Argent Silvermage]

OOC: Nope I'm all Kender baby. Not all Kender are like childrenon crack. LOL

Dylon and Angel head toward Noelle.
Quick! We don't want to be left behind.

 

[The Forsaken One]

[OOC: Manifesting takes 10 minutes so take your time And Crack? Crack are drugs? I like drugs.. so you have drugs? I like.... I'll save you this one But just for this once ]

 

[Argent Silvermage]

[OOC: Manifesting takes 10 minutes so take your time And Crack? Crack are drugs? I like drugs.. so you have drugs? I like.... I'll save you this one But just for this once ]

Thank you?????????????????????

 

[The Forsaken One]

[OOC: Argent are you really sure that the real world isn't lovecraftian.... /me get's out the sanity dice.... Kender... ahhh the end of all stable minds! Actually I don't like stable minds, they don't talk as much and I like talking since that makes me feel more comforatable and talking is sharin gof information and I like to share information and I like to listen to other peopel their informatin sine I like to learn and learning is good, let's you pick up other skills and advance yourself... yup learning is good as should you all do but so let's get started and talk about eachother.. yeah... btw... you said you had drugs....? I like drugs because it makes me see colours and shiny stufff and I liek colours... yup... and I like shiny stuff as well, did I mension I like shiny stuff? Well I do... and so what are these drugs then if they let me see colours and shiny stuff! I want drugs.. so I can see shiny stuff. I like shiny stuff and I can see shiny stuff and nice colours with drugs so I like drugs. Argent, I like drugs. Did you really have drugs? Can I have some? Please? I want to see the colours. And I need some drugs for that.. and you have drugs.. right? So can I have some? Well? I like drugs. I don't like stable minds. I like Kender.. yeah... I like Kender. Are you a Kender? Hmm you seem stable.. so no you are not a Kender.. You are kinda large as well for a Kender... I like Kender. You aren't a Kender. I don't like you. Hmm does it mean that since you are a Kender I really don't have to like you..? Hmm... I don't know... but until then I don' think I'll like you... Why? Since you aren't a Kender... since you are a stable mind and can't be a Kender... and I like Kender but since I don't know that I can like something that isn't a Kender.. I like Elves! Elves are Wizards and Wizards are good... So I think I can like you if you aren't a Kender... Sinec I like Elves you know... I like Argent! Did youhave drugs.. I like drugs... I like Argent! Yippie! I like dice.. where are those dice.. need to make some sanity checks.. dice... man I like dice... dice are addicting.. rolling dice.. hmm... I like rolling dice.... are dice drugs? hmmmm....]

MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Argent Silvermage]

[OOC: Argent's head explodes ina a shower of confusion and confettie. Mourners said at the wake. It was Naryalthotep. He was playing a Kender. Argent couldn't handle the strain. But he looks good even headless.]
Dylon looks at Noelle and says
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Angel just shrugs her sholders and thinks about sleep.

 

[The Forsaken One]

[ooC: Nyarlothep Hastur Hastur Hastur!!! But you blew my cover! Damn you Argent damn you to heck !]

 

[Argent Silvermage]

[ooC: Nyarlothep Hastur Hastur Hastur!!! But you blew my cover! Damn you Argent damn you to heck !]

[OOC:Hastur hastur Ra Ra Ra! That's all I have to cheer.]