D&D 4E The Orc and the Pie - 4E

[Nytmare]

The World's First, Shortest, Yet Technically Complete 4E Adventure
"The Orc and the Pie - 4E: A Parody of a Parody"

Adventure Background: An orc has a pie.

Adventure Synopsis: The PCs kill the orc and take his pie.

Adventure Hook: The PCs are hungry for pie.

Room 1: The Orc's Pie Room

You see an orc with a pie.​

The room is 2 squares by 2 squares.

Creature: An orc.

Orcish Pie Keeper, Level 2 Soldier
Medium Natural Humanoid - XP 200
Init +1; Senses low-light vision; Perception +2
HP 34; Bloodied 17
AC 17; Fortitude 17 Reflex 14 Will 8
Speed 5

M Pie Server (Standard; at will) * Weapon
+10 vs. AC; 1d4+4
M Pie Zealot (Immediate, when any adjacent opponent tries to pick up a pie; at will) * Weapon
The Orc Raider can make a basic melee attack against that target with a +4 attack bonus

Skills: Endurance +8
Str +5 Dex +2 Wis +2
Con +3 Int +0 Cha +0​

Treasure: A pie.

Concluding the Adventure: Pie tastes good.

Further Adventures: Somewhere, there is a bakery making these good pies. Perhaps it's guarded by more orcs.

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[Khaim]

Bravo, good sir.

 

[JahellTheBard]

 

[EATherrian]

Could I see the specs on the pie please?

 

[Blackrat]

Could I see the specs on the pie please?

Yes. I would also like to know what kind of pie this is.

 

[_sheepy_]

Excellent! This is the simplest 4e adventure I've seen, staying true to 4e's theme.

Well, except that a lv 2 monster should be worth around 125 XP.

 

[Snarls-at-Fleas]

The Pie
Level 2 (Fast) Food Trap
XP 125
A tasty pie, lying on the floor.
Perception
No check is necessary to notice the pie
Trigger Initiative +5
The pie rolls initiative when the encounter begins. It has a speed 0.
Attack
Standard Action • Ranged 5
Target: All creatures in the same space as the pie.
Attack +7 vs. Will
Hit: target drools, drops anything that holds and tries to reach the pie and eat it.
Countermeasures
• A character who makes a successful Cooking check DC 20, knows just how the orc bake thir pies and is unaffected.

 

[Someone]

I think the orc should be a solo monster.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Bravo! *applauds*

 

[Klaus]

Just so everyone is in on the joke, this is a 3E -> 4E conversion of Monte Cook's masterpiece "Orc & Pie":

http://www.montecook.com/cgi-bin/page.cgi?otherd20_orcandpie