Nytmare
David Jose
The World's First, Shortest, Yet Technically Complete 4E Adventure
"The Orc and the Pie - 4E: A Parody of a Parody"
Adventure Background: An orc has a pie.
Adventure Synopsis: The PCs kill the orc and take his pie.
Adventure Hook: The PCs are hungry for pie.
Room 1: The Orc's Pie Room
Creature: An orc.
Treasure: A pie.
Concluding the Adventure: Pie tastes good.
Further Adventures: Somewhere, there is a bakery making these good pies. Perhaps it's guarded by more orcs.
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"The Orc and the Pie - 4E: A Parody of a Parody"
Adventure Background: An orc has a pie.
Adventure Synopsis: The PCs kill the orc and take his pie.
Adventure Hook: The PCs are hungry for pie.
Room 1: The Orc's Pie Room
You see an orc with a pie.
The room is 2 squares by 2 squares. Creature: An orc.
Orcish Pie Keeper, Level 2 Soldier
Medium Natural Humanoid - XP 200
Init +1; Senses low-light vision; Perception +2
HP 34; Bloodied 17
AC 17; Fortitude 17 Reflex 14 Will 8
Speed 5
M Pie Server (Standard; at will) * Weapon
+10 vs. AC; 1d4+4
M Pie Zealot (Immediate, when any adjacent opponent tries to pick up a pie; at will) * Weapon
The Orc Raider can make a basic melee attack against that target with a +4 attack bonus
Skills: Endurance +8
Str +5 Dex +2 Wis +2
Con +3 Int +0 Cha +0
Medium Natural Humanoid - XP 200
Init +1; Senses low-light vision; Perception +2
HP 34; Bloodied 17
AC 17; Fortitude 17 Reflex 14 Will 8
Speed 5
M Pie Server (Standard; at will) * Weapon
+10 vs. AC; 1d4+4
M Pie Zealot (Immediate, when any adjacent opponent tries to pick up a pie; at will) * Weapon
The Orc Raider can make a basic melee attack against that target with a +4 attack bonus
Skills: Endurance +8
Str +5 Dex +2 Wis +2
Con +3 Int +0 Cha +0
Treasure: A pie.
Concluding the Adventure: Pie tastes good.
Further Adventures: Somewhere, there is a bakery making these good pies. Perhaps it's guarded by more orcs.
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