The Rules of Character Engagement

[Andion Isurand]

*taken in stride*

No harm Lorna, it was just that I was suprised to see that and was curious about how Andion would get such a primary poke.

 

[Andion Isurand]

517. Perfect musicians.
Most impromptu songs that are performed in the tavern or emporium are spontaneous masterpieces, better than anything like it to have ever played before and fit to be entertained by the presence of a divine entity in the audience. It must be due to epic spells placed in these locations to help the accoustics.

518. I am open for seating.
If there is a character small enough to do so, it will rarely pass up any opportunity to sit on someone else's head or shoulder. From what I hear, its a great place to throw peanuts from.

 

[Bhryn Astairre]

519: Threads will eventually be spammed in the case of any boards. It's following the old old rule, "I am, so spam".

520: Pass the hose! In accordance with said 'spam' rule, there will also exist those who only live to flame others.

520: appendage In accordance with 520 some have grown an extra ability known as "flame retarded". It seems no matter how much people will 'flame' and beat on them, they keep coming back for more.

521: Whilst Fae's are nice to an extent, the point comes with some where you just wish for dear lord that Duct Tape and Nuclear Weapons existed in the IC-land...

522: The eternal Question, as heard argued, Krynn or Forgotten Realms?

523: If a character drinks more than twice a week, s/he will be considered an alcoholic with no due consideration for their surrounding effects. Relaxation is NOT permitted.

524: Ravenloft has a swing door, easy in, easy out... apparantly.

525: On the subject of dwarves, if it has an axe, it's a dwarf! if it doesn't, it's some freakishly hairy gnome or something... same appendage B: states that any female dwarf with either be ignored entirely by anything non dwarven, or jumped upon by any red blooded male dwarf within ten seconds of drawing breath in any given setting.

526: "How do you get blood stains out of clothes?" is oddly, not a commonly heard question...

527: The amount of common day fighters et-al who have servants to do their laundry for them and serve them, cook, clean, etc is astounding. It makes one wonder how they manage to survive in the wild...aka life.

528:If spoken to in OOC terms, and someone doesn't use (( )) around their PM, how many are often left wondering if it was a tp or an OOC question/comment? (is guilty of this )

529: The amount of spontaneous poetry/singing is astounding. The chances of it rhyming are 50%. The chances of any of it being original is 50% of that 50%. The chance of anyone actually sitting there and making it up on the spot (which I do, I'm too lazy to plan anything in advance), is 25%.

530: I just wanted to use the % again...

531: Cats and Dogs, aren't they fun? :: sarcasm united ::

532: In difference to the "if you're talkin I'll interrupt ya" edict... if you're on your own in a hugely crowded room then the chance of someone actually taking some time from their own activity to say hi, is astronomically small. Therefore, Sod's Law can be applied to any conversation roll check, by a minus 5. Triple this amount by "I'm bored" and inevitably, you'll be sat for hours, drooling and waiting for someone to notice you're even breathing...

533: Ever seen a demon drink holy water? Now that IS funny...

 

[WizO_Pounamu]

533: Ever seen a demon drink holy water? Now that IS funny...

Maybe this is a good time to note that all the pump water in the CRT (not from rain or the river) has been blessed. This is to stop it from turning to blood in the jug, bucket or cup. Ever wonder where a human tavern got blood from for when folk order bloodwyne?

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Pounamu

 

[Raith_Wyvernwood]

Rule 534

9 out of 10 people will read these rules...laugh see how it relates to them..vow to change it then go back to doing same thing all over again reglardless.

 

[Andion Isurand]

535. oh, that one...*shrugs*
Rule 535 looks down upon all the other rules in the whole of all existance, with a smug smirk of knowing staisfaction that it is without a shread of doubt, the strongest, quickest, toughest, smartest, wisest, most charismatic, most talented, most skilled, most attractive, most able and 'the' perfect rule in the whole of all existance. Period.
In addition to this regard, this rule has no friends, no enemies, and lives in a vaccum of complete apathy. Peroid.

536. But still...
While Rule 536, due to the CoC, is prevented from assuming the worst about 535 and giving it any unfavorable mentions that could be deemed as vicious or slanderous, it cannot help that 535 is all now alone and completely ignored.

537. Ignore Rule 535 if able.
What the heading of this rule said....

 

[Drindin]

538. Quotation marks are not requiset if your character is talking. In fact, it is perfectly okay to avoid useage of quotations at all costs!

 

[Andion Isurand]

539. Exceedingly post-modern items and articles continue to emerge. (#2)
My character is both intrigued and turned off by the post-modern hairstyles that crop up sometimes, such as hard, spiky hair and punk colored hair that isn't natural.

( For example: )
Her neon green hair is very short and usually spiked up, but when not up it hangs down just over her green eyes swirled with a bit of orange.
( and the like... )

540. Cleanliness is next to Godliness
Almost all the Tavern’s and Emporium’s patrons are remarkably well groomed and most take a bath or shower every day. This may have something to do with Siani and her forementioned rituals using the river. The implements and gear carried by these patrons are also remarkably clean as well.

541. Help BeeGee out: Use Mage Hand to bring yourself your food and drink.
"Hey guys. With all the magical might present in the Tavern every day, I know you can all cast the Mage Hand cantrip over and over again. So use it to help and don't be a bum. This will have to do until all the plates, bowls, cups and untinsels can be made into faithful animated objects that can serve themselves and take requests."

 

[WizO_Pounamu]

"Hey guys. With all the magical might present in the Tavern every day, I know you can all cast the Mage Hand cantrip over and over again. So use it to help and don't be a bum. This will have to do until all the plates, bowls, cups and untinsels can be made into faithful animated objects that can serve themselves and take requests."

Do it and Pounamu would probably break the thing in effort to be rid of the "haunted" object. Thankfully Pounamu makes far more than enough in tips to cover crockery the Tavern loses through her.

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Pounamu

 

[Bhryn Astairre]

The rules of Nobility

542: A noble, or to be more specific, a royal member will always get what s/he wants.

543: A Noble is never wrong, and always has a bushel of guards willing to back them up.

544: IF a noble is wrong, then they are only misunderstood, will resort to tears and some sad, desperate tale about their country and their men being lost/driven out/war at home in order to bring the mood of those about them to their side. This is known as "Sneaky Git's Rule of Thumb".

545: IF a noble doesn't get what s/he wants, then they invariably just increase in volume, repeating said demand.

546: Noblemen/women do no have manners.

547: ALL nobles are excrutiatingly well educated, intelligent and charming when not falling under the "Loud Mouthed Brat" cause.

547: appendage: Of course, we never hear about the real noble idiots, thusly from all that inbreeding of the upper classes...

548: All nobles are excellent at whatever they turn their hand to. This comes instinctively from "Absolutism" and that God himself must inhabit these wondrous creatures.

549: Certain ones do exclude this "Absolutism" and are the dappiest, and unluckiest personage's alive.