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The Secret of Wulin Gong (Wuxia Game) OOC [ON HOLD]

drquestion said:
Yen and Chu pull the scam on fat, greedy merchants and corrupt governors (always lots of them in wuxia movies). If poor people or honest scholars need help with demons, they team up and fight them free of charge, since they make plenty of money scamming rich idiots.

Sound good?
Sounds brilliant. They use Yan-Xi to get access to the rich merchants and powerful governors (cause their wives and daughters always want to invite him for dinner) -- but then make sure to send him off in the wrong direction while Yen "stumbles across and deals with" the "demon".

Yan-Xi gets a little miffed at always missing all the "action" but he's not necessarily the swiftest swordsman on the block so he hasn't smelled a rat yet. And when they're hunting real demons he does get a chance to smack bad guys around.
 

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Originally posted by barsoomcore:
They use Yan-Xi to get access to the rich merchants and powerful governors (cause their wives and daughters always want to invite him for dinner) -- but then make sure to send him off in the wrong direction while Yen "stumbles across and deals with" the "demon".
This is great! Here's some more detail:

Yan-Xi uses his sexy looks to get them invited to dinner. Yen Che-Hsia goes along, because it would be rude not to invite a Taoist monk like him to dinner, and who knows? He might spread some enlightenment while he's there. No rich person in their right minds would invite Chu Pa-Chieh to dinner, though. He's a barbarian and he's dirty. So, Chu stays behind - he tells Yan-Xi he's gonna go drink at a local inn.

During dinner, Yen makes sure that Yan-Xi goes off somewhere private. Usually this is pretty easy, because there's always some woman in the household who wants to take him off somewhere quiet and discreet, and he's always gone for a while because he's too dense to pick up on flirtatious remarks.

When Yan-Xi leaves, Yen gives a signal to Chu, who's waiting outside. When Chu gets the signal, he sneaks in, disguised as a demon, and begins to raise a ruckus, usually in the kitchen (so he can get the food that he missed out on). Of course, the host calls on Yen Che-Hsia, the famous demon hunter, for help. Yen feigns fatigue, laziness, and/or fear in order to extract an outrageous sum from his host. Then, he merely walks up to Chu, scowls, and recites a sutra. Chu runs off screaming, Yen collects Yan-Xi, and they go back to the inn, where they find Chu waiting for them.

If Yan-Xi ever finds it strange that almost every time they get invited to dinner, a demon appears while he's not there, Yen explains to him that demons love to torment the rich, because they have such nice things, but that they'd obviously never appear while the great warrior Yan-Xi was in the room.
 

Good grief. That's hilarious. That is stomp-down hilarious.

I love these guys!

Potential comic moments:

There really is a demon, but of course Yen thinks it's Chu in disguise and gets all cranky when it won't run away as it's supposed to.

Yan-Xi is in the middle of getting seduced (or rather discovering he's getting seduced) when he sees a demon running away from the house and Yen is only just in time to prevent him from charging after Chu.

The host, instead of being afraid of the demon, turns out to be a powerful sorcerer who can command demons. He gets control of Chu and, thinking he has an incredibly powerful demon at his disposal, sets out to conquer the world. Cue madcap efforts by Yen to get Yan-Xi to help rescue Chu without explaining why Chu is dressed as a demon.

I think I'd pay to see this movie...
 

barsoomcore said:
The host, instead of being afraid of the demon, turns out to be a powerful sorcerer who can command demons. He gets control of Chu and, thinking he has an incredibly powerful demon at his disposal, sets out to conquer the world. Cue madcap efforts by Yen to get Yan-Xi to help rescue Chu without explaining why Chu is dressed as a demon.

I think I'd pay to see this movie...

ROFL!!! - I think this might make my favourite movie of all time list!!! Golden Harvest Studios here we come:P
 

ACK...I wasn't even listed in the 'players that have expressed interest in the game' list...And I had the fat, smiling monk with the Jingly Staff-Ring-Thingie concept as well...WAY back on page 1. Oh well.
:|
Well, it looks like it is very full anyways, and I
am thinking of launching 3 new games <ME DM!!! ME CRAZED!!!>. Guess I can bow out, KitanaVorr.
 

Sorry its been a while.

I haven't been able to work on it much but it looks you like you have a good relationship between three of the characters already. That's always good.

I"m hoping to have something for you by Sunday at least
 

My character is going to be the long lost <insert noble/royal here>'s son, who everyone thinks is dead. He has amnesia as well, and doesn't really know what happened, thinking he is someone else. He's been travelling around (perhaps with a companion) trying to learn all sorts of different cooking techniques, with the goal of passing the test to become the <insert noble/royal>'s personal chef.

And of course, he has a hidden skill in martial arts that comes to the fore in the nick of time...
 

Thinking ahead, but how big of a HrP reduction would be the circumstance restrictions of "works only when under the effects of alcohol" for a power?
What do you mean 'You seem to have watched Chan's the Legend of Drunken Master'? ;)
We already have the monkey god of love, of course we need a drunken master!:p
 

Dalamar said:
Thinking ahead, but how big of a HrP reduction would be the circumstance restrictions of "works only when under the effects of alcohol" for a power?
What do you mean 'You seem to have watched Chan's the Legend of Drunken Master'? ;)
We already have the monkey god of love, of course we need a drunken master!:p

Hehe, drunken master sounds good. Hmm...well depends on how easy it is for you to obtain alcohol and get drunk.
 

KitanaVorr said:
Hehe, drunken master sounds good. Hmm...well depends on how easy it is for you to obtain alcohol and get drunk.
How should I know, it's your world. ;)
Getting drunk... well, I'm thinking of picking the haste power with restriction "can only be used to consume alcohol". How big of a restriction is that?
We could probably use the drinking rules from Natural 20's Tournaments, Fairs and Taverns. Wait and I'll see them, it's been a while since I read that one.
 

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