cheese wiz, hold the desert sand
Make my case effectively and with poignant elegance that Sherwood Schwarz was a Sydney Sheldon wannabe; and Jeannie was way hotter than both Marianne and Ginger put together.
Smugly note that a show without magic in it should not be featured on this board and that we should focus on I Dream of Jeannie instead.
Suggest that supermodels wearing cheese wiz game at my table, though I know better. Also suggest that Barbara Eden actually guested in one of my adventures as a harem girl, but she didn't like all the die rolling. Also a lie.
Leave knowing that old pimply faced gamers are now drooling about Barbara Eden and faux cheese adorned bimbos, I can leave feeling vindicated again.
give up on enlightenment and dream of cheese wiz garments...