This is a Troll [meta-thread]

[Breakdaddy]

Never having realized what an IMMENSE NERD I am until reading this thread and knowing that I actually enjoyed it, I go to dunk my head in cold water

 

[Magic Rub]

I break out of Lurking mode and post a "me too" message here actually meant for another thread entirely and wonder why once again when I post to a thread no one ever responds to my responce.

I'll pick out the most inane & seemingly "least on topic" post. Quote it and attempt to start a sub-conversation within the thread, completely Pi$$-ing off the people who are partaking in the base "Discussion".

 

[Nail]

Brun points at Nail to further his previously expressed point, which he quote in his entirity.
He states, again, that canadian beer is the best, hoping deep down inside to start another flame war.

Nail obliges, by saying something unspeakable about Canadian Beer. Eric's Grandma comes by Nail's house and pulls the internet connection Straight Outta th' Computer.

And then Nail's got nothin' more t' say..........

 

[Friadoc]

After reading only a handful of posts, mostly in the begining and end of the thread, Friadoc posts something that he feels would be informative and helpful, even if it's a bit long winded, yet is more commonly bypassed as either more relivant posts happen at the same time, or he is just on a system wide 'ignore' list.

[Edit: Of course he then has to come back and show how 'ned' was actually a typo of 'end'.]

 

[wolff96]

After lightly skimming the entire thread, wolff96 drops in to post a note about a minorly incorrect rules comment buried in an obscure, long-winded post on the second page while ignoring the topic of the troll entirely.

Vaguely satisfied with himself for no apparent reason, he then departs the thread forever.

 

[Arken]

Arken reads all posts so far so as not to look stupid in anyway when posting his final point. Then agrees with the concept of free speech but inexplicabely says that the concept has no application on these particular boards.

Makes a point taht he is digressing and that he will now come on topic to the troll that was off topic in the first place. Agrees with what he percieves as the view most fitting his personal political ideology not realising he has done exactly the opposite.

:Misquote of a generally respected figure such as Ghandi or a French philosopher to demonstrate intelligence though the quote is unrelated to topic on hand:

Wraps up by telling everyone to calm down followed by a section written in a language not generally known to other board members but known to a particular board member that I want to create a sub conversation with.

 

[AaronLoeb]

thinly disguised bump

 

[Piratecat]

All it needs is a lock on the end with no reason except "to let things cool down."

Administrator reminds a member to take this discussion to email. Expects member will start not one, but two inappropriate threads in Meta. Admin then recites incomprehensible parable related to own story hour before complimenting other members for showing restraint and not arguing.

Later, realizes he missed someone arguing, and goes back in and scolds them.

Later still, finds stupidly misspelled word, and obsessively edits to fix typo.

Edit: I fixed both stuipd tyopos. --Dinkeldog

 

[coyote6]

Snickers about dogs fixing three-legged cats. Then wonders if all this flaming didn't scorch the boards for three hours.

Wonders how long it will be before someone uses the words "broken" or "shaft".

 

[Starman]

Goes to rpg.net and dragonsfoot.net and makes disparaging post about 3tards. Comes back and mocks all posters for their inferior system.

Starman