This is a Troll [meta-thread]

[Nail]

I skip over all 4 pages, and question the breeding of the last poster based on a misunderstood sub-argument.

Which causes Nail to wonder what breed the troll is.....

 

[jdavis]

I patiently read every single post of this thread, take the time to form a indepth opinon, then throw it all out the window and reply to the very first post, even though it has been done countless times already. "WOTC is just doing the stuff that companies do when they are companies and they are doing it in the way that companies do it.""Everybody games differently please have consideration for those who don't share your idea, which I will accept as totally reasonable, (completly ignoring that it isn't reasonable and a obvious troll)""I feel that your controversal topic is way too controversal to be posted here as it will cause too much controversy." I top-post this for no other reason than I know that it annoys some people and is sure to gain attention to my obviously logical point of view, even though I have yet to state my point of view. I then throw a smiley face on at the end so as to not look serious even though I am taking this very serious and very personal even though it is not and I actually agree with the first post. All the while I am hoping that I am not to late to get in on such a controversal thread before it gets closed.

I am making an inflamatory remark about WotC, the type of gamer you are, or something else that is controversal. I am stating it in such a way that it appears to be a real thread about a real topic.

Now let the flaming commence.

(Edited to correct the spelling mistake.)

 

[jdavis]

Re: Re: This is a Troll [meta-thread]

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After realizing that nobody has replied in a while I quote myself, claim that my statements are being misrepersented, completly state my objection to all the other opinions with out ever actually giving my opinion.

Completly restate everything again in a different more confusing matter, and throw in wild and off topic references to judging bobsledding and the fine art of glass blowing. I then try to back up my position by linking to a thread that has been dead for two weeks where I was very active, even though it doesn't apply to this situation.

http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=679361#post679361

Unfortuantly I post the wrong link which makes my aguement which hasn't actually been given even more vague and confusing. I will now sit and wait in hopes that anybody will post anything so I can restate my opinion once again but make it look like I was actually replying to somebody else. Oh I forgot the smiley face that shows you should not take my personal insults personal

 

[Wayside]

Replys, stating his complete agreement with both posters. Makes a joke about Piratecat, clay pots, and cabbage. Expresses dominance of Dr. Pepper over all other beverages.

Ends with a remark about how D&D 1.5 was surperior to all other editions, which is obviously a troll to hijack the hijack of the original troll. Somehow, this new troll puts the thread back on its original topic.

Pipes in with the lonely and woefully off-topic fact that, in truth, coke is the superior form of refreshment. Adds nothing of substance to the exchange.

 

[Shapermc]

If you see them, DON'T FEED THEM!!!!!

 

[Darrin Drader]

Bumps the thread back to the top and makes an empassioned argument that the only type of refreshment worth drinking (above and including water) is Barqs Rootbeer.

Suggests subtle ties between the interests of Saddam Hussein, Magic Rub, and Knightfall1972.

Reinforces original diatribe by rephrasing every major point.

 

[jdavis]

even though I was not quoted or mentioned in any way I'll assume that all comments since my last post were attacks directed at me.

I will need at least 500 words to give my opinion on the root beer issue and how you are not considering the feelings of all those people who prefer A&W or Mug root beer. During my manifesto on beverages I will be sure to put in as many references to e-tools, 2nd edition vs 3rd ed., 3.5 edition, hackmaster, gurps, the ranger class, grappling rules, prestige classes, the LOTR movies, ford vs chevy, the metric system, turkey ham, and the Superbowl as I can get in, and I'll assume that you hold the exact opposite opinion as I do on each of these off topic topics based solely on your choice of root beer.

I will then agree with everything you have ever said but point out that all your points are out of context and therefor wrong. I will reply line by line to your previous post and reference the opinions of a guy I used to know in college as proof of my argument.

Then I will apologize for my post being too confrontational.

 

[Impeesa]

Agrees about Barq's in an obvious attempt to keep the flaming going by starting a new argument with the old-guarde coke-drinkers. Hypothesizes about the breed of the troll.... construct, perhaps?

--Impeesa--

 

[seasong]

Skims entire thread in disbelief at its size. Checks views, sees that it is very active, and posts a minor comment on a few things, attempting to resurrect reasonableness, but knowing he will fail.

The real reason for the post, however, it to pimp his story hour via sig.

 

[Remathilis]

Looks over the preceeding text, and in a fit of irrelevency, declares "Stewarts Rootbeer" got the Shaft!!!

Again Lurks...