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[baradtgnome]

Must....drive....stake....through....the....heart....of....this....thread. Must....not....succumb....to....the....deadly....allure....of....posting. Thread....is...evil....and....must....perish. Must....save....others........

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Must thank all the lovely posters and their well articulated opinions. Agrees with all posters on all sides of the argument. Hopes this wonderful discussion can go on forever. Live forever, live forever, live forever.

 

[Jemal]

I GET EXTREMELY ANGRY AT WHOEVER DISAGREED WITH THIS THREADS ORIGINATOR, AND START YELLING 4-LETTER WORDS AT THEM.

Then attempt to make everybody beleive that I have read the entire thread and have valid reasons that everybody but me is wrong, though it is obvious by my lack of detail that such a thing is untrue.

End by saying something vaguely prophetic that could be taken in almost any way.

Suddenly remember to add that this thread drives me crazy with laughter.

 

[ninthcouncil]

Uses vague aside by previous poster to segue into lengthy ramble about obscure British cultural reference that will be entirely incomprehensible to 99% of readers.

Retires feeling smug.

 

[Tom Cashel]

Responds in smarmy (but not rude) manner to name-calling.

Sits back and waits for Henry the Moderator to name-check me as he closes the thread.

 

[Jemal]

this post is meant to be a double post.

 

[Jemal]

Actually understands obscure british cultural reference and uses it as tool to insult Americans, Germans, and all other non-Canadians & Non-brits, bringing up a certain American president as many times as possible in an attempt to enrage the moderators into closing the thread.

Then comments that said thread has had many comments that would warrant its closing, and thus must be immune to moderator power.

Laughs maniacally while detailing plan to take over world using this thread.

Ends by sticking out tongue at smarmy reply and making an innefectual comeback

 

[cofbaron]

Sees thread title and page count, does not read any of the thread except for the initial troll, posts opinion which mayor may not have anything to do with where the thread may have goneover the last six pages. Psots without previwe or spellchek. Leaves, never comes back.

Cecil

 

[Silver Moon]

Tolkien was a underated Root Beer drinker, Timothy Dalton was the best Good Drow, The best edition was the special edition, and Gilligan was doing Mrs Howell on the side.

Logs in and takes great satisfaction at having lured three posters into responding to my various trolls-within-a-troll. Quotes jdavis, and responds with: Point #1 is a myth, Tolkien was both a overrated children's author and a drinker of Ginger Ale; Point #2 Timothy Dalton is the best Bond (drow or not), and should get the lifetime achievement Oscar this year; Point #3 All editions of AD&D should be thrown away in the trash as they are Satanic; Point #4 Gilligan only wanted to do Mrs. Howell, he never acted on that impulse, leaving her to the Professor.

Decides to lure several other posters back to the thread. Begins with Barendur's original topic, again stating that he and his followers are TOTALLY WRONG! States that Barendur makes broad generalities, which is inappropriate, as "All General Statements are False". Goes on to use a hypthetical example with characters and a situation from Seasong's current Story Hour, being careful to mess up the facts from the story. Tells MerricB to get used to American spelling, that it is the language of the future. Thanks baradtgnome for the enlightenment, saying that it made a profound difference in my life. Logs out feeling satisfied with self.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Uses vague aside by previous poster to segue into lengthy ramble about obscure British cultural reference that will be entirely incomprehensible to 99% of readers.

Retires feeling smug.

Corrects obscure British cultural reference as it was actually wrong, puts up even more obscure reference to something that would only be funny if you were a) at the same university as me b) in my theatre class and c) drunk when it happened, assumes everyone else will know what I'm talking about, fails to respond to anyone or anything else, pimps Daredevil review in Sci-fi forum, leaves feeling smugger than Ninthcouncil.

Returns very briefly to mention that when I met him in real life I would never have guessed that he would have had such a strange opinion.

 

[jdavis]

I feel that neither monkeys or cheese has been mentioned enough in this thread yet so I will:

MONKEYS

CHEESE

My opinion on this is not up for debate, it is fact. Disagreeing with my opinion on monkeys or cheese will not be tolerated.